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stinky food stinky food we've in dubai i'll tell you my stinky food story we've got like our housekeeper lives in and they're in like so the housekeeper's older and her son also works for us right so they both live in they've got their own rooms and with their rooms are quite big and they've got like lounge area and then i put kitchenettes into their rooms like we put them in because i thought well they need somewhere to prepare food and stuff

Wow.

Oh, no.

She cooks the stinkiest fucking fish.

So first of all, I said, look, you're not allowed to cook any fish because I don't like fish.

So our kitchen's like here and then you have what they call in Dubai, like the back kitchen.

So there's a back kitchen, which I've actually ripped out and made a pantry.

And then you go like down...

some stairs into quite a big area which is theirs and they've got like their own living quarters and it fucking stinks her food and in the end I just had to tell her you're not allowed to cook does it permeate through the house it's so bad yeah I think it's so bad it's so stinky and even Andrew who's ever polite is like what is that smell and I said to her what are you cooking what is she cooking she said like meat yeah she said it's pork or something I was like I'm sorry it's so stinky you're not allowed to cook anymore is it frying I felt really bad the smell of fried food I think she's boiling it

But I think there are some foods... But it almost smells like chemicals.

Does it?

Yeah, and she's Filipino.

She was like, oh, maybe it's my spices, ma'am.

And I was like, whatever it is, it fucking stinks.

And you can't cook it.

And I did then build an outdoor kitchen.

I was about to say, I could take it outside.

So I built a nice outdoor kitchen for her.

With a nice table and a sink and everything.

I don't think that's unreasonable at all.