Lu

Obviously, during the monthlies, I just rinse and whiz it back up myself.

But once they're done, it's straight into my period cup designated old saucepan for the obligatory boil.

Is that what you do?

What do you do?

Oh, Emma.

I'd put it in the dishwasher.

I would do the kettle thing too.

Anyway, she said, well, I went on a work trip last week and I was on my period when I left.

Halfway through the week it finished and I hadn't considered what I'd do with my dirty cup after.

I couldn't just rinse it and bag it up.

There wasn't a saucepan or any sort of cooking equipment in the shitty hotel room I was in.

Oh no.

But there was a kettle.

Yes, I'm sorry.

future hotel stayers but I did toss my cup in the kettle and I bought I told you this is why I never drink we've had this discussion before people boil their knickers in there you should never use the kettle now a period cup and now she's boiling her period cup in a kettle and then someone else is going to check in that ring but why didn't she just put the boiling water in a cup and put the cup in the cup

She wanted the bubbles.

She said, I did rinse the kettle after, so I'm assuming the remaining period guff would have been minimal to none, but not quite zero.

But it did feel naughty.

I didn't have a cuppa after that, though.

You sick fucker.