Lucas

And women, you know what you ought to do?

Just tell these guys.

Go pound sand.

I'm not going to live with you.

I'm not even going to date you for a long time if you don't show some dadgum commitment.

I just got to tell you, George, I get a little irritated with it.

And he's in his 30s, Allison, right?

There's a notion.

I think I shocked Allison.

I thought we told you that, Allison.

Don't keep waffling on this.

Listen, he may be a great boyfriend, but he's a boy.

Until he starts acting like a man, I'm going to tell you something.

I wouldn't do any of this with him.

I wouldn't move in with him either.

I got to ask you.

If this were a dating show, what's your statute of limitations, if I can borrow a phrase, on how long a guy should be in a serious relationship like this before we start to say, hey, dude, you have commitment issues?

I think a year.

I think 12 months.

If you're in your 30s and you've been seriously dating someone for a year, if you can't decide by that point whether or not they're a life partner, you're out.