Lucy

If there are any takeaways from this, the expanded playoff works. Still, it matters. With a loss to Michigan and Oregon, Ohio State wouldn't have made it. And now they're here and they're national champions. And they're going to go down as one of the better national champions of all time. So this ruled, I am so tired in general. I'm from a long, fun day in Atlanta. Thank you for this opportunity.

If there are any takeaways from this, the expanded playoff works. Still, it matters. With a loss to Michigan and Oregon, Ohio State wouldn't have made it. And now they're here and they're national champions. And they're going to go down as one of the better national champions of all time. So this ruled, I am so tired in general. I'm from a long, fun day in Atlanta. Thank you for this opportunity.

It never feels real. I don't know what I'm going to do until August. I vote nothing. But I don't think Medler will approve that.

It never feels real. I don't know what I'm going to do until August. I vote nothing. But I don't think Medler will approve that.

She would kill me. That would not go well. I can't do that.

She would kill me. That would not go well. I can't do that.

She's also blocked me on everything. I wouldn't be able to get a hold of her. She even blocked me on Venmo.

She's also blocked me on everything. I wouldn't be able to get a hold of her. She even blocked me on Venmo.

Her name in my phone is the literal worst human alive.

Her name in my phone is the literal worst human alive.

I do sort of agree with that take a little bit. However, she blocked me the second we moved out. So I don't think she knows any of this is happening. Let her have it. We don't even know if her real name is Emily. That might be a lie. I may have given you a fake name.

I do sort of agree with that take a little bit. However, she blocked me the second we moved out. So I don't think she knows any of this is happening. Let her have it. We don't even know if her real name is Emily. That might be a lie. I may have given you a fake name.

No. Oh, not a bad guess. Good guess, though. Thank you.

No. Oh, not a bad guess. Good guess, though. Thank you.

Oh, no, I'll quit this job before I spend time with her.

Oh, no, I'll quit this job before I spend time with her.

I saw some really great submissions that I'd be happy to read that people submitted. I said, fine, I'll do that.

I saw some really great submissions that I'd be happy to read that people submitted. I said, fine, I'll do that.

Yeah, I saw that one. I thought that one seemed really fair. I saw one that said... Lucy's punishment should be she goes to a bookstore and has a lovely day. And that kind of feels like a good choice. Right. I saw one that it said Dan should pay my student loans. And I said, well, that feels like a really good challenge.

Yeah, I saw that one. I thought that one seemed really fair. I saw one that said... Lucy's punishment should be she goes to a bookstore and has a lovely day. And that kind of feels like a good choice. Right. I saw one that it said Dan should pay my student loans. And I said, well, that feels like a really good challenge.