Lucy

Shave your eyebrows right now.

Shave your eyebrows right now.

If you think everyone should do it, then you should have no problem being like, I'll just do it on my own. I'll start the trend.

If you think everyone should do it, then you should have no problem being like, I'll just do it on my own. I'll start the trend.

Then do it. Shave your eyebrows.

Then do it. Shave your eyebrows.

Have you seen Voldemort? He doesn't have eyebrows.

Have you seen Voldemort? He doesn't have eyebrows.

I have a solution here, okay? I follow a lot of, like, special effects makeup artists on TikTok, and I think that I, with a glue stick and some concealer, could make it look like you don't have eyebrows.

I have a solution here, okay? I follow a lot of, like, special effects makeup artists on TikTok, and I think that I, with a glue stick and some concealer, could make it look like you don't have eyebrows.

Can someone get me a glue stick and concealer?

Can someone get me a glue stick and concealer?

Because they make me look good and they frame my face. Have you seen what happens when someone goes Pamela Anderson on their eyebrows? They look like a completely different person. There's a reason in every sitcom ever there's always one weird episode where someone burns their eyebrows off and they look so ridiculous. You need them to look nice.

Because they make me look good and they frame my face. Have you seen what happens when someone goes Pamela Anderson on their eyebrows? They look like a completely different person. There's a reason in every sitcom ever there's always one weird episode where someone burns their eyebrows off and they look so ridiculous. You need them to look nice.

You just keep being like, okay, I don't need eyebrows, and then we're giving you the opportunity to say you don't need them, to shave them off, and you won't take it.

You just keep being like, okay, I don't need eyebrows, and then we're giving you the opportunity to say you don't need them, to shave them off, and you won't take it.

Greg, I think you're underestimating how much of your facial expressions come from your eyebrows. Because you lose your eyebrows and then you permanently look, like, shocked the whole time. Because your eyebrows make up such a part of, like, look, your eyebrows, you're, like, burying your eyebrows right now. Like, it's making a face.

Greg, I think you're underestimating how much of your facial expressions come from your eyebrows. Because you lose your eyebrows and then you permanently look, like, shocked the whole time. Because your eyebrows make up such a part of, like, look, your eyebrows, you're, like, burying your eyebrows right now. Like, it's making a face.

You're just yap, yap, yapping, and you're not doing anything.

You're just yap, yap, yapping, and you're not doing anything.