Lucy

I had a matcha, so it's all green and gross. It's the worst. I'm just sobbing, and I call my dad, and he's like, have you been in an accident? I'm like, worse. I threw up all over myself. This is terrible. I pull over at a gas station. I'm just crying and crying and crying.

I had a matcha, so it's all green and gross. It's the worst. I'm just sobbing, and I call my dad, and he's like, have you been in an accident? I'm like, worse. I threw up all over myself. This is terrible. I pull over at a gas station. I'm just crying and crying and crying.

I'm covered in vomit, and so I have to take all my clothes off because I'm covered in vomit, but I'm covered in so much vomit that I'm basically naked in this parking lot, and you can't tell because there's so much vomit on me. It was a really bad day.

I'm covered in vomit, and so I have to take all my clothes off because I'm covered in vomit, but I'm covered in so much vomit that I'm basically naked in this parking lot, and you can't tell because there's so much vomit on me. It was a really bad day.

This is the first time I've been on this show. This is how everyone's going to know me, the vomit girl.

This is the first time I've been on this show. This is how everyone's going to know me, the vomit girl.

I don't know what they thought. Like, it was everywhere. My hair was on my face. It was all over my body. And this was a crowded, like, gas station in South Carolina for some reason. Everybody was there, and I was like, I don't care. I will say that father of the year, I got back. I'm, like, sobbing and covered in vomit. My dad was like, just go throw up. And he cleaned out all the vomit for me.

I don't know what they thought. Like, it was everywhere. My hair was on my face. It was all over my body. And this was a crowded, like, gas station in South Carolina for some reason. Everybody was there, and I was like, I don't care. I will say that father of the year, I got back. I'm, like, sobbing and covered in vomit. My dad was like, just go throw up. And he cleaned out all the vomit for me.

And he didn't get the stomach virus, which that kind of pissed me off. Like, thanks for your help, but you should have gotten it. I should have been contagious.

And he didn't get the stomach virus, which that kind of pissed me off. Like, thanks for your help, but you should have gotten it. I should have been contagious.

No, I never puked in front of you.

No, I never puked in front of you.

It was so bad. It was like the exorcist.

It was so bad. It was like the exorcist.

It was so bad. It was awful.

It was so bad. It was awful.

I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

So my brother texted me that when she wrote like this full Facebook post basically being like, Carolina fans suck. I'm so happy we beat you and I don't care because the worst fan experience I've ever had in my life was at a UNC game. And I know that everything she said is true. Everything. I'll set the scene since you asked. 16 years old, a young Lucy, full of hopes and dreams. Okay?

So my brother texted me that when she wrote like this full Facebook post basically being like, Carolina fans suck. I'm so happy we beat you and I don't care because the worst fan experience I've ever had in my life was at a UNC game. And I know that everything she said is true. Everything. I'll set the scene since you asked. 16 years old, a young Lucy, full of hopes and dreams. Okay?