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Someone in my ear just said that Dan found out about this, and he wants me out of the studio immediately. So I'll leave with one final stat. In the first 13 NCAA men's basketball tournaments that have featured the first four, at least one first four team has survived until the round of 32 in all but one of those seasons.

Someone in my ear just said that Dan found out about this, and he wants me out of the studio immediately. So I'll leave with one final stat. In the first 13 NCAA men's basketball tournaments that have featured the first four, at least one first four team has survived until the round of 32 in all but one of those seasons.

So if you're looking for that first four team that will most likely advance past Thursday and Friday, all bias aside, it's got to be North Carolina.

So if you're looking for that first four team that will most likely advance past Thursday and Friday, all bias aside, it's got to be North Carolina.

Who could have seen Texas, the team that was 8-13 since January 1st, losing? Who could have possibly seen that coming?

Who could have seen Texas, the team that was 8-13 since January 1st, losing? Who could have possibly seen that coming?

I actually found that stat. Oh, good. Thank God. Since 2015 in the NCAA tournament, wins above seed expectation, the ACC 21.1, the most of any conference, SEC minus 4.6. Overrated.

I actually found that stat. Oh, good. Thank God. Since 2015 in the NCAA tournament, wins above seed expectation, the ACC 21.1, the most of any conference, SEC minus 4.6. Overrated.

Okay, so his name is Nate.

Okay, so his name is Nate.

Okay, so his name is Nate.

I just want to get everything out in the open because I'm confused. I am way better looking than this man, and he's not teasing me.

I just want to get everything out in the open because I'm confused. I am way better looking than this man, and he's not teasing me.

I just want to get everything out in the open because I'm confused. I am way better looking than this man, and he's not teasing me.

Most of the time, yes.

Most of the time, yes.

Most of the time, yes.

Like we met on Hinge and he seemed normal, like a nice guy. He's sort of cute. Nothing really special.

Like we met on Hinge and he seemed normal, like a nice guy. He's sort of cute. Nothing really special.

Like we met on Hinge and he seemed normal, like a nice guy. He's sort of cute. Nothing really special.