Luis J. Gomez

I'm pretty sure Meena Suvari was an adult in that movie. Like, in real life.

I'm pretty sure Meena Suvari was an adult in that movie. Like, in real life.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I can't name a single other Thor movie. Who's the actress in that old Romeo and Juliet movie? Oh, dude, I loved her.

I can't name a single other Thor movie. Who's the actress in that old Romeo and Juliet movie? Oh, dude, I loved her.

No, no, no, I got it. Fuck, I got it. I really have this. She just died. What?

No, no, no, I got it. Fuck, I got it. I really have this. She just died. What?

Was that Leo, too? Was it the Leo? No, no, no. That was fucking flat-chested Claire Danes. Show those little shitty titties in your mind. What was that guy's name? He might be Mr. Celeb, or what was that? Dude, what's her fucking name, dude? Give me the first letter. Fuck.

Was that Leo, too? Was it the Leo? No, no, no. That was fucking flat-chested Claire Danes. Show those little shitty titties in your mind. What was that guy's name? He might be Mr. Celeb, or what was that? Dude, what's her fucking name, dude? Give me the first letter. Fuck.

Olivia, Olivia, what was the last name? Olivia Hussey. I just got a slutty name. You're going to get punched at Walmart, dude. You're going to get punched at Walmart, dude. All-time top picks. You're going to get caught at Walmart. Olivia Hussey, yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Because when I was in high school, they showed us that, and we were all just like, she was so hot. What happened in that one?

Olivia, Olivia, what was the last name? Olivia Hussey. I just got a slutty name. You're going to get punched at Walmart, dude. You're going to get punched at Walmart, dude. All-time top picks. You're going to get caught at Walmart. Olivia Hussey, yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Because when I was in high school, they showed us that, and we were all just like, she was so hot. What happened in that one?

They just showed, like, they had a naked scene. They also showed that guy's butt, Romeo's butt.

They just showed, like, they had a naked scene. They also showed that guy's butt, Romeo's butt.

He had a sweet, rocking ass. Romeo's ass was fucking delightful. We should get more. Yeah, there should be more representation.

He had a sweet, rocking ass. Romeo's ass was fucking delightful. We should get more. Yeah, there should be more representation.

When's the last time you saw High School is Fair? I mean, we think we watched it on Legion of Skanks.

When's the last time you saw High School is Fair? I mean, we think we watched it on Legion of Skanks.

It's not illegal. It's not illegal. Yeah. What? To watch it now. If it's in a movie.

It's not illegal. It's not illegal. Yeah. What? To watch it now. If it's in a movie.