Luis J. Gomez

So you can't be mad at Kurt Metzger.

And nobody believes you.

Yeah, and nobody believes you.

And everyone's kind of like, hey, man, we're just trying to smoke a joint in the green room.

Oh, you didn't know?

Last time I was out in L.A., when he still lived in L.A.,

he came over to the airbnb i was always with kurt i haven't seen kurt always in like months and months between when i get to see him he's one of my oldest closest friends in comedy he's my daughter's godfather you know very close to him which is a crazy choice yeah that's great that's on jay it was a strange choice but he's a good godfather he's a great guy he's great and uh him and my daughter have a great relationship it's fantastic but he is uh a whacker for sure

And he came in to the house.

I was like, my man, it's good to see you.

And he goes, you know, the P. Diddy thing is real.

And that's why Usher, that audio of him fucking that guy was real.

And he got Usher first.

And that's why Usher, remember when Usher was gone for a year because he had to get his asshole sewn back together?

What?

He does it to everybody.

When he came over, so we had a pool at the Airbnb we were at, and at one point I realized, oh, no, he's had Bobby Kelly in the corner for a while.

And then Bobby Kelly, Kurt goes inside and Bobby swims over and he goes, so I guess the Jew lasers are real.

He goes, I guess Kurt told me those Jew lasers actually are pretty real.

What's going on with them?

But I love it.