Luis J. Gomez

Everything I did overseas, I did probably, or most things, I should say, probably a little young in comedy and intimidated myself on the situations that I've gone back.

Because you're poor, so you can't go to a nice restaurant.

When I was in South Africa, I was wealthy, dude.

Their money is garbage.

But no, I'm telling you, and I've enjoyed some of the places when I've gone to them.

It's just like I am such a regular idiot that I'm just like, I'm not going to understand the food.

And what am I going to plug my stuff into?

Doesn't it explode if it's wrong?

I, yeah, I follow the Kid Rock credo.

Just try to get famous here.

Let's just handle it here.

This is the best place to be famous if you can get famous.

Nobody.

The guy's really figured it out.

Bud Lite.

Like that fucking the Bud Light stock dropped like a rock like that moment when Kid Rock Guns down the Bud Light Kid Rock maybe though if we were gonna appoint him something It should make the minister of beer like he should be the person deciding what beer we should have I'll accept that because his friendship with the president is hilarious funny and wacky there's been no other thing like that ever and

You never find out like, oh, Bill Clinton and Iverson kick it once in a while.

Right, right.

That never happened.

Oh, Bobby Brown and fucking Joe Biden fucking golf and crush ass together.