Luke Bryan
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I didn't know what the fuck we were doing. Oh, you're in the yacht world. Okay. So you're entering into these worlds of 200-foot boats, 250-foot boats.
I didn't know what the fuck we were doing. Oh, you're in the yacht world. Okay. So you're entering into these worlds of 200-foot boats, 250-foot boats.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I've seen that before.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I've seen that before.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I've seen that before.
And it's all dick-measuring contests.
And it's all dick-measuring contests.
And it's all dick-measuring contests.
Keep it tight. What are they doing on that boat, Cap? Isn't that nuts? Imagine being on a 250-foot yacht, looking at the dude on the 300-foot yacht going, God damn it. I got to upgrade. I was talking to a dude who pilots yachts, and he was telling me that they always want to sell them. They always want to sell them and get another one. He goes, all these yachts are always almost for sale.
Keep it tight. What are they doing on that boat, Cap? Isn't that nuts? Imagine being on a 250-foot yacht, looking at the dude on the 300-foot yacht going, God damn it. I got to upgrade. I was talking to a dude who pilots yachts, and he was telling me that they always want to sell them. They always want to sell them and get another one. He goes, all these yachts are always almost for sale.
Keep it tight. What are they doing on that boat, Cap? Isn't that nuts? Imagine being on a 250-foot yacht, looking at the dude on the 300-foot yacht going, God damn it. I got to upgrade. I was talking to a dude who pilots yachts, and he was telling me that they always want to sell them. They always want to sell them and get another one. He goes, all these yachts are always almost for sale.
I go, how come? He goes, because they always want another yacht. They always want a bigger yacht. It's a trap. It's a giant trap. Imagine having all that money. You're not even appreciating it because you're worried about making more. Remember when we were kids, if you said, what would you do if you had a million dollars? Man, I'd never work again. I'd fucking just.
I go, how come? He goes, because they always want another yacht. They always want a bigger yacht. It's a trap. It's a giant trap. Imagine having all that money. You're not even appreciating it because you're worried about making more. Remember when we were kids, if you said, what would you do if you had a million dollars? Man, I'd never work again. I'd fucking just.
I go, how come? He goes, because they always want another yacht. They always want a bigger yacht. It's a trap. It's a giant trap. Imagine having all that money. You're not even appreciating it because you're worried about making more. Remember when we were kids, if you said, what would you do if you had a million dollars? Man, I'd never work again. I'd fucking just.
But it's a trap. It is a trap. And the problem is it's all numbers. It's like, you know how dudes are crazy with deer? Like I want a 200-inch deer. 200-inch mule deer. You can't do that. I want a 400-inch elk. They get crazy with numbers.
But it's a trap. It is a trap. And the problem is it's all numbers. It's like, you know how dudes are crazy with deer? Like I want a 200-inch deer. 200-inch mule deer. You can't do that. I want a 400-inch elk. They get crazy with numbers.
But it's a trap. It is a trap. And the problem is it's all numbers. It's like, you know how dudes are crazy with deer? Like I want a 200-inch deer. 200-inch mule deer. You can't do that. I want a 400-inch elk. They get crazy with numbers.
You know, I talked to this dude who worked on a ranch, and they have big elk on this ranch, and he said sometimes the hunters are really happy with an elk, and then they'll put a tape to it and measure it, and it's 396, and they get bummed out because it's not 400. I'm like, those people are sick. You should never have them here again. You should ban them.
You know, I talked to this dude who worked on a ranch, and they have big elk on this ranch, and he said sometimes the hunters are really happy with an elk, and then they'll put a tape to it and measure it, and it's 396, and they get bummed out because it's not 400. I'm like, those people are sick. You should never have them here again. You should ban them.
You know, I talked to this dude who worked on a ranch, and they have big elk on this ranch, and he said sometimes the hunters are really happy with an elk, and then they'll put a tape to it and measure it, and it's 396, and they get bummed out because it's not 400. I'm like, those people are sick. You should never have them here again. You should ban them.