Luke Lunkenheimer

They're like, I see you like a sorority girl or whatever.

And I'm like, eh, soccer mom.

I said, eh.

I said, honestly, I'm thinking –

ex-stripper maybe she's got some tattoos i said she's been arrested a few times kind of chick that'll call the cops on you i said but she'll bail you out yeah i said you know a chick that's been around she's been beaten up by the world maybe she's been married and he said she's been a little she can watch my back and i can watch right i said but she's she's down you know what i'm saying i said she's she's a chick that's gonna stick with you through thick and thin i said that's kind of like i like a tomboyish kind of yeah yeah

And one of the guys goes – looks over at Jess and said, what about Jess?

And I looked at Jess and Jess – like first of all, I'm 18 years older than her.

And she looked at me and I went – I go, Jess is about – I said, Jess is about 20 pounds – I said, Jess is about 20 pounds away from being dateable.

She was like one –

50?

Yeah, like 150, 155 in the halfway house because she gained a bunch of weight when she got to the halfway house.

Everybody does.

And she looked at me.

She goes, you think I need to lose 20?

She goes, you think I need to lose 25 pounds?

I go, no.

You need to gain.

No.

She was 155.

I said, no.