Luke Lunkenheimer

No, I'm watching his podcast. No, I'm not. Anyway, back to your superlatives. Yeah, brother. So best schmoozer, because they couldn't use the words best, I don't know. Bullshit artist. Okay, good.

No, I'm watching his podcast. No, I'm not. Anyway, back to your superlatives. Yeah, brother. So best schmoozer, because they couldn't use the words best, I don't know. Bullshit artist. Okay, good.

Just minding the rules of the pot. Yeah, BS-er. Basically best BS-er. It was me and this other girl, Paris Browne, who was also very good at getting herself out of trouble. Let's put it this way. I got into an altercation with the captain of the wrestling team, put his head through a trophy case.

Just minding the rules of the pot. Yeah, BS-er. Basically best BS-er. It was me and this other girl, Paris Browne, who was also very good at getting herself out of trouble. Let's put it this way. I got into an altercation with the captain of the wrestling team, put his head through a trophy case.

Just minding the rules of the pot. Yeah, BS-er. Basically best BS-er. It was me and this other girl, Paris Browne, who was also very good at getting herself out of trouble. Let's put it this way. I got into an altercation with the captain of the wrestling team, put his head through a trophy case.

It wasn't pretty, and I ended up getting sent home for the day to play Nintendo and come back to school.

It wasn't pretty, and I ended up getting sent home for the day to play Nintendo and come back to school.

It wasn't pretty, and I ended up getting sent home for the day to play Nintendo and come back to school.

This is true. This is true. But, you know, at the height I was at, the height to weight ratio, I probably would have gotten whooped because I was a tall, skinny guy at that time. No resemblance to what I look like now. So my story goes, I knew that in order to get out of that town, my parents didn't have the money to put me through college.

This is true. This is true. But, you know, at the height I was at, the height to weight ratio, I probably would have gotten whooped because I was a tall, skinny guy at that time. No resemblance to what I look like now. So my story goes, I knew that in order to get out of that town, my parents didn't have the money to put me through college.

This is true. This is true. But, you know, at the height I was at, the height to weight ratio, I probably would have gotten whooped because I was a tall, skinny guy at that time. No resemblance to what I look like now. So my story goes, I knew that in order to get out of that town, my parents didn't have the money to put me through college.

They didn't have the credit to co-sign to get me through college. I was stuck.

They didn't have the credit to co-sign to get me through college. I was stuck.

They didn't have the credit to co-sign to get me through college. I was stuck.

working at the local mill or selling used cars or something so i i decided to focus my energy on something and that was football i loved football i was the kid in the front yard tackling weighted garbage cans to try to toughen myself up and i just you know ran and did everything that you could imagine the the sequence in an action movie where the young kids coming up through the ranks would do to try where they're playing like the karate kid music and okay he's running the sunset and all this stuff yeah

working at the local mill or selling used cars or something so i i decided to focus my energy on something and that was football i loved football i was the kid in the front yard tackling weighted garbage cans to try to toughen myself up and i just you know ran and did everything that you could imagine the the sequence in an action movie where the young kids coming up through the ranks would do to try where they're playing like the karate kid music and okay he's running the sunset and all this stuff yeah

working at the local mill or selling used cars or something so i i decided to focus my energy on something and that was football i loved football i was the kid in the front yard tackling weighted garbage cans to try to toughen myself up and i just you know ran and did everything that you could imagine the the sequence in an action movie where the young kids coming up through the ranks would do to try where they're playing like the karate kid music and okay he's running the sunset and all this stuff yeah

So so I did that. And at seventh grade, I made the modified football team, which was kind of unheard of. It was eighth grade and up when I was in eighth grade. I made the ninth grade. I made the varsity team, which was also unheard of. So I was good. I was good. I was above average and I was very fast and I could jump very high.

So so I did that. And at seventh grade, I made the modified football team, which was kind of unheard of. It was eighth grade and up when I was in eighth grade. I made the ninth grade. I made the varsity team, which was also unheard of. So I was good. I was good. I was above average and I was very fast and I could jump very high.

So so I did that. And at seventh grade, I made the modified football team, which was kind of unheard of. It was eighth grade and up when I was in eighth grade. I made the ninth grade. I made the varsity team, which was also unheard of. So I was good. I was good. I was above average and I was very fast and I could jump very high.