Luke Lunkenheimer

You know what the most bittersweet thing was? Did you call your parents? I did not call my parents. Oh, okay. I went to the DMV that morning and paid with the robbery money to get my license back. So I had my license. I had my tickets arrived. I could go sell cars again. Stopped at the laundromat on the way home. How much did you get from the bank? 10 grand. Nothing crazy.

You know what the most bittersweet thing was? Did you call your parents? I did not call my parents. Oh, okay. I went to the DMV that morning and paid with the robbery money to get my license back. So I had my license. I had my tickets arrived. I could go sell cars again. Stopped at the laundromat on the way home. How much did you get from the bank? 10 grand. Nothing crazy.

You know what the most bittersweet thing was? Did you call your parents? I did not call my parents. Oh, okay. I went to the DMV that morning and paid with the robbery money to get my license back. So I had my license. I had my tickets arrived. I could go sell cars again. Stopped at the laundromat on the way home. How much did you get from the bank? 10 grand. Nothing crazy.

But it's more than you should get from a teller.

But it's more than you should get from a teller.

But it's more than you should get from a teller.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So get locked up. I don't call my parents. I call my girlfriend. And she knew. She knew I'd been acting funny. And she knew that I was ruthlessly addicted to drugs. And I'll never forget. They came to visit me. And her father, who I love to death. He's the nicest guy in the world. He comes in the visitor room. He sits down. He's just... looking at me like this. It's like a deer in the headlights.

So get locked up. I don't call my parents. I call my girlfriend. And she knew. She knew I'd been acting funny. And she knew that I was ruthlessly addicted to drugs. And I'll never forget. They came to visit me. And her father, who I love to death. He's the nicest guy in the world. He comes in the visitor room. He sits down. He's just... looking at me like this. It's like a deer in the headlights.

So get locked up. I don't call my parents. I call my girlfriend. And she knew. She knew I'd been acting funny. And she knew that I was ruthlessly addicted to drugs. And I'll never forget. They came to visit me. And her father, who I love to death. He's the nicest guy in the world. He comes in the visitor room. He sits down. He's just... looking at me like this. It's like a deer in the headlights.

And I'm like, what's up, Ryan? He goes, did you do it? Tell me you didn't do it. Tell me you didn't do it, man. Tell me you didn't do it. I said, I've never lied to you and I'm not going to start today. Did it. I did it. And he goes, dude, you got balls of steel. He goes, that's fucking awesome. No, no, no, it's not awesome.

And I'm like, what's up, Ryan? He goes, did you do it? Tell me you didn't do it. Tell me you didn't do it, man. Tell me you didn't do it. I said, I've never lied to you and I'm not going to start today. Did it. I did it. And he goes, dude, you got balls of steel. He goes, that's fucking awesome. No, no, no, it's not awesome.

And I'm like, what's up, Ryan? He goes, did you do it? Tell me you didn't do it. Tell me you didn't do it, man. Tell me you didn't do it. I said, I've never lied to you and I'm not going to start today. Did it. I did it. And he goes, dude, you got balls of steel. He goes, that's fucking awesome. No, no, no, it's not awesome.

Then his, his, his daughter, my girlfriend at the time waxes, I go, dad, shut up. And I just, he just looks, he was the most immature, nicest teddy bear in the world. And I remember that moment being like, well, I'm glad I did your proud big guy, but yeah. So man, I went away to prison. I did some time upstate. I went through a shot camp. I got home only spent in that bid.

Then his, his, his daughter, my girlfriend at the time waxes, I go, dad, shut up. And I just, he just looks, he was the most immature, nicest teddy bear in the world. And I remember that moment being like, well, I'm glad I did your proud big guy, but yeah. So man, I went away to prison. I did some time upstate. I went through a shot camp. I got home only spent in that bid.

Then his, his, his daughter, my girlfriend at the time waxes, I go, dad, shut up. And I just, he just looks, he was the most immature, nicest teddy bear in the world. And I remember that moment being like, well, I'm glad I did your proud big guy, but yeah. So man, I went away to prison. I did some time upstate. I went through a shot camp. I got home only spent in that bid.

I had other times I was in jail, but in that bid, I only spent a year behind bars and, Came home, and that was what it took, man.

I had other times I was in jail, but in that bid, I only spent a year behind bars and, Came home, and that was what it took, man.