Podcast Appearances
He splits his time between D.C.
and the fucking nursing home.
He's a straight talker, which is really just code for he lets me be the asshole that I want to be.
He says all the quiet parts out loud.
And I love that.
He said it.
He said he could.
He said he could kill somebody on Fifth Avenue.
I mean, it was his administration that bombed a fucking school.
Twice.
Twice.
And there are still war hawking neocons that fucking love it.
Every fucking speech that Pete Kegg's breath makes, it sounds like slam poetry about killing brown people.
Well, it's like, we are the most lethal force that has ever lethaled.
Our bullets are the most lethal, and the bombs, they go boom.
It's like, dude, you couldn't even do this shit when you were a fucking weekend host.
Why are you here now?
Because he does whatever he wants.
You know, the only good thing about being in this spot, but being as young as I am, is that I don't have to sit there, and like you guys do, where in the early 2000s, you were like, oh my god, the dumbest fucking person possible is leading us to war in the Middle East.
And now, 20 years later, you're like, oh, there's an even fucking dumber motherfucker that is leading us to war in the Middle East.