Luke

And then she goes, and just so we're on the same page, I'm a general manager.

And if you ever want to go anywhere in life, you'll stop using the word like, and the F word so much because I would never.

And I was like, okay,

I said, oh, I'm sorry.

And it took everything in my power not to just be like, get fucked.

That was as much as I could do.

And so then, and it gets better because she came back for seconds.

When I was on the treadmill, I had a hoodie on.

And underneath, I had my get fucked for charity shirt on.

And so I get off the treadmill.

I go down to do my lift part and I do my lift.

And I during the course of the lift, I take my hoodie off.

And so like it's plainly visible.

And so I go I am walking to switch machines and she's there and I see her.

She looks at the shirt and it's like her fucking head exploded.

And I'm like, oh, fuck, it's not done now.

And so I do some more lifting, do some more lifting.

And then I go to get in the locker room to leave.

And I see the lady behind the front desk come out.

And I'm like, oh, shit.