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Why do comedians need writers?

Nothing better than you think, like, Pinky, I want to wife you.

It's just missing that human element, though.

Yeah, it's got no soul.

Like, even though our expectations were low like that, just like...

Zesty Vapor, that would have for sure been a bit.

seems like you're down with it i love how quick the internet moves like no one gives a fuck that she put out that statement and she's just online taking shots with act we read like six paragraphs on the news like a couple weeks ago or whenever that came out and she's like i'm heartbroken i can't believe this and then she's just like with adam i love her management team was like hey excellent opportunity so it's like let's do it

have pretty much any hard stances on anything pretty much you know just be hot and sexy and that's what it stuck out to me with axe she was really trying to show her like uh her fucking personality like i could be a really good girlfriend like i love my man once i'm in tune with him you know we're in lockstep like she was really trying to still preserve her like dating vibe it's like don't nobody give a fuck about none of that i

Because she knows she's going to actually get that plug talk invite.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

That's nice.

These look absolutely amazing.

God damn, it's been really hard for famous dudes this past week and their baby mamas.

Jeez.

That's cheating though.

We all know if you measure your dick like that, you're cheating.

That's definitely stabbing the ruler into your butt.

There's more dick behind the wall.

I was going to say, and as much as I push back against Adam of like, why didn't you stop it?