Lush One

I'm just running in the CVS, getting the condoms, dipping out.

Then they put them behind the fucking glass.

The homeless.

I feel so bad for the kids now.

You can't even go.

Sterile condoms.

I actually couldn't afford my first pack of condoms before I started stealing them.

And I told the dude at the counter, local grocery store, I was like, he's like, yeah, you're short like at $2 or whatever.

I was like, ah, that's good.

He's like, no, wait, buddy, let me just...

yeah me and ricky's uh generation is definitely like the condom suck generation we definitely started that wave because the aids has started going away right you know you don't want to be that unlucky guy i feel like herpes was the big thing that's the one you didn't want to get the h dog you remember talking to this og dude when i was working at uh uh fucking home depot og mexican dude he's like bro i've smashed like a hundred chicks i've never used a condom never got a std you kids are pussies

I was like, what the fuck?

I was like a hundred people never got an STD.

I'm scared of the prego too.

Nah, nah, but that did stick with me when that dude said that.

And then I grew up and I started like, you know, raw dogging random chicks or whatever.

And I'm just like, damn, it is kind of hard to catch some shit.

Like it's never happened to me, but it's like you're rolling the dice every fucking time.

you know like why roll the dice also i heard you guys discussing that like hiv infection is down up here or something hiv infection is definitely not down what are you talking what you mean yeah i don't think it's down bro the hiv is down they have meds where like you could get it so low that it's not detectable anymore and shit i did see that damn near cured hiv i did i'm not gonna lie people people don't die from that shit in america no more

Maybe it was STIs, though.