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There's so much land.

She's like, it would be great.

It would be so cool.

We could have horses.

I'm like, all I'm seeing is just work.

I want to be doing manual fucking labor.

I'm going to be paying somebody to be doing manual labor.

It's the last thing I want.

I would rather live in a fucking apartment where I don't have to clean and shit, bro.

I don't want to fucking be involved with anything like that.

But when I'm looking at it, there's all these like signs, the squatters were living in it up until fairly recently.

And the fucking, the, the, the people who are trying to sell it, the leasing people or whatever, they're like explaining away like everything, like trying to basically make sense of,

why this house had people living illegally in it.

Because motherfuckers couldn't afford the property tax, and they defaulted payments, and then blah-da-da-da-da.

I mean, the house is kind of out the way, so I can understand why it would probably be pretty appealing to a squatter.

It's called Worst Roommate Ever, and it's literally about serial squatters.

There's a whole Netflix series about this.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to have to get into that.

You thought about getting into it?