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Lyn Buchanan

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1704 total appearances

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American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

We know what they're going to do and all that.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

You drop one of them, you get an unknown in.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

And you have to start all over.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

The intelligence services have to start all over.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

No, you want to keep them.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

Oh, yeah.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

And Hitler was already working on this.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

The Russians, after they got all of this, had a woman named Nina Kalogina who was stopping the hearts of rats and rabbits and things like that and wound up dying of a heart attack, by the way.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

But she was already working on that.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

The Russians were working on it.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

to have their troops be able to look across the battlefield and kill their enemies by stopping their hearts.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

Well, yeah, and it already is.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

You know, the thing is, we don't need tanks and airplanes at all anymore.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

We can change the weather anywhere in the world.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

The Russians have earthquake weapons.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

They can cause an earthquake at Yellowstone that'll wipe out the center U.S.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

If they...

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

cause an earthquake on La Palma Island that's strong enough, the side of that volcano is already split off five feet.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

If it falls into the ocean, it's facing the U.S.

American Alchemy with Jesse Michels
β€œI Saw a Mantis Alien At THIS American Military Base!” -Army Sergeant Lyn Buchanan

If it falls into the ocean 15 cubic kilometers