Mackenzie Goodwin

but it's really taking a long time and i'm wondering because now i've been watching it for a full month no exaggeration yeah still no sex has occurred there is sex is it coming yes i don't think that it's full frontal sad that's why i'm like i love portrait of a lady on fire fly into that i don't know you're gonna get some bush i didn't like it the first time i saw i didn't either and then i watched the second time and i go this is a fantastic movie same with carol carol's great

I think I hate every movie I see the first time, then the second time I go, this is one of the best movies of all time.

I watched the whole thing.

I'm always going to watch the whole thing.

I'm going to eat the whole sandwich and I'm going to watch the whole movie.

Do we have an Ask a Dyke?

We have an Ask a Dyke.

And if you have an Ask a Dyke, send it on in.

How?

You do it.

Yeah.

send it out to the ocean wait for it to drift ashore grab it shove it up your ass then mckenzie will get it this one comes in from dyke in distress great hi dykes if you couldn't guess from the subject i have an enormously oh the subject is straight girl crush uh-oh classic classic

I have an enormously concerning crush on a friend who I know has a boyfriend.

For context, I'm closeted, but the closet is made of glass.

I'm guessing as a mullet.

Probably.

Yeah.

The thing is, she's lean.

Oh, the thing is, she will lean in really close or stand behind me and pressed her left leg into my right or put her head on my shoulders.

And sometimes she'll make eye contact with me for a good minute and then smile.