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Mackenzie Goodwin

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1641 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Yes. The bows, soundbar, everything. Clean cut. So you have to replace everything?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Yes. The bows, soundbar, everything. Clean cut. So you have to replace everything?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

It's like your boyfriend's back and he's ruining all your dumb shit. Like, I'm just zip. Nazar is like, hey, maybe for a second we breathe. Maybe we breathe for one second. God, you and Erica are so similar. That's something she'd fucking do.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

It's like your boyfriend's back and he's ruining all your dumb shit. Like, I'm just zip. Nazar is like, hey, maybe for a second we breathe. Maybe we breathe for one second. God, you and Erica are so similar. That's something she'd fucking do.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

It's like your boyfriend's back and he's ruining all your dumb shit. Like, I'm just zip. Nazar is like, hey, maybe for a second we breathe. Maybe we breathe for one second. God, you and Erica are so similar. That's something she'd fucking do.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

yeah i'll pop it on um let's end this episode with an ask a dyke okay and if you guys have an ask a dyke um you can either email it to us but the best way or we have a dyke hotline you can leave a voicemail but i love the voicemails voicemails we love keep them to 60 seconds if you could please but the fastest way to get it to us is if you type it out print it laminate it get it notarized and then shove it right up your ass we'll be we're right there waiting we're always in your ass already ready and waiting for an ask a dyke

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

yeah i'll pop it on um let's end this episode with an ask a dyke okay and if you guys have an ask a dyke um you can either email it to us but the best way or we have a dyke hotline you can leave a voicemail but i love the voicemails voicemails we love keep them to 60 seconds if you could please but the fastest way to get it to us is if you type it out print it laminate it get it notarized and then shove it right up your ass we'll be we're right there waiting we're always in your ass already ready and waiting for an ask a dyke

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

yeah i'll pop it on um let's end this episode with an ask a dyke okay and if you guys have an ask a dyke um you can either email it to us but the best way or we have a dyke hotline you can leave a voicemail but i love the voicemails voicemails we love keep them to 60 seconds if you could please but the fastest way to get it to us is if you type it out print it laminate it get it notarized and then shove it right up your ass we'll be we're right there waiting we're always in your ass already ready and waiting for an ask a dyke

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Okay. And this is like, honestly, of course, if you've seen my stand up, I do refer to this a lot. I sleep wet. I'm a wet sleeper. Okay. I sleep hard. And I know exactly what you're talking about. My body, for whatever reason, will always run too hot. Yeah. So the issue is if I'm cold, my body will overheat. And if obviously if you turn the heat on, then it's too hot. I'm overheating again.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Okay. And this is like, honestly, of course, if you've seen my stand up, I do refer to this a lot. I sleep wet. I'm a wet sleeper. Okay. I sleep hard. And I know exactly what you're talking about. My body, for whatever reason, will always run too hot. Yeah. So the issue is if I'm cold, my body will overheat. And if obviously if you turn the heat on, then it's too hot. I'm overheating again.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Okay. And this is like, honestly, of course, if you've seen my stand up, I do refer to this a lot. I sleep wet. I'm a wet sleeper. Okay. I sleep hard. And I know exactly what you're talking about. My body, for whatever reason, will always run too hot. Yeah. So the issue is if I'm cold, my body will overheat. And if obviously if you turn the heat on, then it's too hot. I'm overheating again.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

No matter what, I'm sweating in bed.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

No matter what, I'm sweating in bed.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

No matter what, I'm sweating in bed.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

100%.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

100%.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

100%.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Just like in A Year Without a Santa Claus. Yeah. There's one boiling hot Mr. 101 and then there's one icicle. And honestly, and this is so weird, Leah, if you could do a side-by-side, you do kind of look like the cold one.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Just like in A Year Without a Santa Claus. Yeah. There's one boiling hot Mr. 101 and then there's one icicle. And honestly, and this is so weird, Leah, if you could do a side-by-side, you do kind of look like the cold one.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Just like in A Year Without a Santa Claus. Yeah. There's one boiling hot Mr. 101 and then there's one icicle. And honestly, and this is so weird, Leah, if you could do a side-by-side, you do kind of look like the cold one.