Madame Fortuna (Agnes DeVito)

Maybe it was fate, or magic, or a big ol' coincidence, but a month ago, the universe plopped a traveling carnival at my feet.

I'm not a superstitious person, but when I saw the fortune teller's tent, I figured, what do I have to lose besides my last 15 bucks and whatever was left of my dignity?

Maybe, just maybe, this Madame Fortuna would have some answers for me.

Only as I was about to walk into her tent, lo and behold, Madame Fortuna, a.k.a.

Agnes DeVito, was being dragged away in handcuffs.

Insurance fraud or some such.

The owner of the carnival needed a replacement fortune teller, post-haste.

And it turns out, I was good at it.

Welcome.

I am Madame Fortuna, the seer who sees all.

I guess foreseeing the future is easier when you've already visited there.

So, I started doing my thing.

Scamming suckers left and right.

The money started to flow and things were cool.

Until the moment River and Sam walked into my tent.

River and Sam.

Who are River and Sam?

And what happened to your accent?

That is what I see within you.

A river of knowledge and sampling of your future.