Maddie

Oh, man. Gosh. Oh, Lord have mercy.

We started laughing so hard because the white debris was actually toilet paper. So we get back home and we're telling Phil's like, you're not going to believe this. We stalked a pile of poop that looked like a cottonmouth. And Phil said, boys, I had eaten some Mexican food.

We started laughing so hard because the white debris was actually toilet paper. So we get back home and we're telling Phil's like, you're not going to believe this. We stalked a pile of poop that looked like a cottonmouth. And Phil said, boys, I had eaten some Mexican food.

We started laughing so hard because the white debris was actually toilet paper. So we get back home and we're telling Phil's like, you're not going to believe this. We stalked a pile of poop that looked like a cottonmouth. And Phil said, boys, I had eaten some Mexican food.

We've lost control. True story. And now Phil is confessing. He said, boys, I got to apologize. He said, in my angst, I couldn't even get away from the road. And look. Here's the most incredible part of that story.

We've lost control. True story. And now Phil is confessing. He said, boys, I got to apologize. He said, in my angst, I couldn't even get away from the road. And look. Here's the most incredible part of that story.

We've lost control. True story. And now Phil is confessing. He said, boys, I got to apologize. He said, in my angst, I couldn't even get away from the road. And look. Here's the most incredible part of that story.

I'm laughing because a while ago a story caused you to be sick. I mean, that was our first gag reflex. I mean, you're making a great point, but I just couldn't help but think that. You're like, what caused them to be sick? I'm like, well, sometimes you just hear the story about it, and it makes you nauseous.

I'm laughing because a while ago a story caused you to be sick. I mean, that was our first gag reflex. I mean, you're making a great point, but I just couldn't help but think that. You're like, what caused them to be sick? I'm like, well, sometimes you just hear the story about it, and it makes you nauseous.

I'm laughing because a while ago a story caused you to be sick. I mean, that was our first gag reflex. I mean, you're making a great point, but I just couldn't help but think that. You're like, what caused them to be sick? I'm like, well, sometimes you just hear the story about it, and it makes you nauseous.

I'm Maddie, and I'm an alcoholic. I started drinking whenever I was 14 years old, and I didn't really get addicted right at 14. I wasn't like, yeah, this is awesome. In fact, I got really sick. I was mixing Jose Cuervo with Tecate beer, and we drank that all night. I woke up throwing up on the floor on a towel, and an upperclassman was helping me. It was a guy.

I'm Maddie, and I'm an alcoholic. I started drinking whenever I was 14 years old, and I didn't really get addicted right at 14. I wasn't like, yeah, this is awesome. In fact, I got really sick. I was mixing Jose Cuervo with Tecate beer, and we drank that all night. I woke up throwing up on the floor on a towel, and an upperclassman was helping me. It was a guy.

Um, and I knew of him, but like, I didn't really, like I knew his name and I woke up and I was throwing up on the towel cause I had thrown up so much in the trash can and he did everything for me. Like he took care of me. I was very fortunate. Um, I don't know why he took care of me. I don't know.

Um, and I knew of him, but like, I didn't really, like I knew his name and I woke up and I was throwing up on the towel cause I had thrown up so much in the trash can and he did everything for me. Like he took care of me. I was very fortunate. Um, I don't know why he took care of me. I don't know.

really what you know provoked him to do that but I thank him and I ended up um dating him later on but so quick question for you I already have a question so you said that you started drinking at 14 were you in high school yeah I just I

really what you know provoked him to do that but I thank him and I ended up um dating him later on but so quick question for you I already have a question so you said that you started drinking at 14 were you in high school yeah I just I

Snuck a Four Loko and like pretended to like drink it in my friend's closet like six months prior to that. So I had like dabbled in drinking, but I really wasn't. like fully enthralled with it by any means. The only reason I went to that party was because I was becoming friends with all the upperclassmen. And I also had a boyfriend at the time. Okay.

Snuck a Four Loko and like pretended to like drink it in my friend's closet like six months prior to that. So I had like dabbled in drinking, but I really wasn't. like fully enthralled with it by any means. The only reason I went to that party was because I was becoming friends with all the upperclassmen. And I also had a boyfriend at the time. Okay.

But he was way into sports and, you know, like doing something with his life. And I just was like, you know, F it, I'm 14. I don't fucking care. Yeah. So he was not at the party. So that was kind of a rough conversation to have. afterwards, too, of him, you know, being like, what happened? And me being like, I don't know, but, you know... Drew took care of me. Yeah.

But he was way into sports and, you know, like doing something with his life. And I just was like, you know, F it, I'm 14. I don't fucking care. Yeah. So he was not at the party. So that was kind of a rough conversation to have. afterwards, too, of him, you know, being like, what happened? And me being like, I don't know, but, you know... Drew took care of me. Yeah.