Maddison Sullivan-Thorpe

Okay, no toilet humour.

Thank you, Madison.

I'm sick of status symbols.

Valid.

So when you say short bare nail, do you mean like a bubble bath and a funny bunny or you mean like a... Naked.

Oh, nude.

Raw.

Yeah, I mean, I don't think anyone loves sitting there.

Although I must admit a lot of my friends who are mums love it because it's like an hour uninterrupted where like usually they're like to their partner, you're actually going to take the kids and I'm going to have an hour of peace.

I mean, it is interesting about the status symbol thing because it's like, well, it used to be that if you had your nails done, you had it all together and you were polished and you were primed and you cared about your appearance.

And, you know, then it was like if you had claws, you mustn't be doing like, you know, a corporate job because how could you tippy tap?

Well, I've seen that debunked by more than enough girlfriends.

But then it's like now if you don't get them, you're busier and more important than the person.

I genuinely just can't keep up.

Oh, when I got a mani-pedi I nearly gawked the other day.

I'm like, thank God my toenails grow at a much slower rate than my fingernails.

1,000%.

Also, I've never heard someone go, I can't believe you spent that to go and play golf today.

Yeah.

I found out how much golf balls were.