Maddison Sullivan-Thorpe

Raw.

Yeah, I mean, I don't think anyone loves sitting there.

Although I must admit a lot of my friends who are mums love it because it's like an hour uninterrupted where like usually they're like to their partner, you're actually going to take the kids and I'm going to have an hour of peace.

I mean, it is interesting about the status symbol thing because it's like, well, it used to be that if you had your nails done, you had it all together and you were polished and you were primed and you cared about your appearance.

And, you know, then it was like if you had claws, you mustn't be doing like, you know, a corporate job because how could you tippy tap?

Well, I've seen that debunked by more than enough girlfriends.

But then it's like now if you don't get them, you're busier and more important than the person.

I genuinely just can't keep up.

Oh, when I got a mani-pedi I nearly gawked the other day.

I'm like, thank God my toenails grow at a much slower rate than my fingernails.

1,000%.

Also, I've never heard someone go, I can't believe you spent that to go and play golf today.

Yeah.

I found out how much golf balls were.

I stand by it.

Okay, so I'll intro the swap because Jo, I feel like you've been going first and I'd really like that to keep going.

Oh, really?

And I'm actually so excited to do this because I think that you are going to be tickled pink with what my swap is today.

Oh, I can't wait.

Can you go first then?