Madison Morgan

There are no women to be found.

Just some of the craziest, like, creepiest looking men on earth.

God bless.

I don't know what we really expected.

We, like, went to, like, a little private room and we're like, oh, yeah, we're at the swingers club.

And then, like, eight or nine guys, like, piled on in.

I was like, get me out of here.

I was like, get me the hell out of here.

Where are the ladies?

I don't remember particularly.

in too much detail, but I just remember it was dark.

It was really dark.

And then we paid for like a wristband and I got like a drink pass.

And then they were like, oh, like if you guys want to do stuff, here's like this tiny dark room.

And then all the boys just, you know, like little penguins, they just shuffled it in.

They were not cute.

I would have, yeah, they're not cute.

That's what I thought.

Because even like if it's not a girl you necessarily maybe would want to go with, she's going to keep her dude in check or they're just going to be on better behaviors.

Those really cool ones.