Madison

I mean, you corrected the Somalia and said, actually, Princess Madison prefers her whites chilled, not her attitude.

Like, what does that even mean?

That really stood out to you, huh?

Okay, it's called having a personality.

Look, sorry I'm not some boring girl who goes on dates and acts normal.

You said you liked that I was fun.

Fun is great.

Referring to yourself in the third person like you're narrating your own Barbie movie, that was slightly less great.

Wow.

Okay, you are the only person that has ever had a problem with my big personality.

So this is actually starting to sound like a you thing and not me.

Oh.

Like, did you not get enough attention from me?

Maybe I'm the only person who's ever said it.

Okay.

Well, maybe I didn't stroke her ego enough.

Princess Madison is usually the star, so that sounds like that's what the problem was for you.

Do you even know, do you even hear yourself that you just did it again?

You guys understand what I'm saying, right?

She sounds like a good time.