Malach the Maleficent

Malek the Maleficent here. If, like me, you're enjoying this podcast, please consider subscribing on Patreon for exclusive bonus content every week and the warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you are helping to keep the show going. Subscribe at patreon.com slash

Malek the Maleficent here. If, like me, you're enjoying this podcast, please consider subscribing on Patreon for exclusive bonus content every week and the warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you are helping to keep the show going. Subscribe at patreon.com slash

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like that now the things i do all right all right don't forget patreon.com slash morris can i go now it is time to delve into the shadow talk so kelsey hello hello hi and

Today's podcast is sponsored by Brandistock's Polearm Emporium. You can find Brandistock's in Upper Ramsbottom Street in the town of Thornistons, just past Mrs. Cockle's Codpiece Boutique. Brandistock's Polearm Emporium sells a wide range of halberds, glaives and bohemian ear That's not a real thing, is it? Ridiculous. What is this nonsense, anyway?

Today's podcast is sponsored by Brandistock's Polearm Emporium. You can find Brandistock's in Upper Ramsbottom Street in the town of Thornistons, just past Mrs. Cockle's Codpiece Boutique. Brandistock's Polearm Emporium sells a wide range of halberds, glaives and bohemian ear That's not a real thing, is it? Ridiculous. What is this nonsense, anyway?

I can't believe I'm reduced to flogging this low-class commoner tat to pay my rent. Anyway, go to Brandistock's for pointy sticks.

I can't believe I'm reduced to flogging this low-class commoner tat to pay my rent. Anyway, go to Brandistock's for pointy sticks.

Apparently I now have to read this to you. This is the official podcast of Morris' unofficial tabletop RPT news, which you can find at enworld.org. You can find show notes at morris.podbean.com or wherever you found the podcast. If you feel like they deserve it, you can support the show on Patreon. In return, you will receive exclusive bonus content. Just go to patreon.com slash Morris.

Apparently I now have to read this to you. This is the official podcast of Morris' unofficial tabletop RPT news, which you can find at enworld.org. You can find show notes at morris.podbean.com or wherever you found the podcast. If you feel like they deserve it, you can support the show on Patreon. In return, you will receive exclusive bonus content. Just go to patreon.com slash Morris.

If you're interested in his babbling nonsense, you can follow at Morris on the Twitter. Send your emails to morrispodcast at gmail.com. Not all of your emails, just the ones you want us to see.

If you're interested in his babbling nonsense, you can follow at Morris on the Twitter. Send your emails to morrispodcast at gmail.com. Not all of your emails, just the ones you want us to see.

Today's podcast is sponsored by the Royal Homeland Constabulary. If you dream of a hopeful future, with endless opportunity, travel and top-notch training, sign up to the RHC. You'll be paid one groat per week, you'll get your own straw cesspit in the communal barracks, and you'll have a wonderful time mingling with all the thieves, bandits, muggers and other assorted scum and villainy.

Today's podcast is sponsored by the Royal Homeland Constabulary. If you dream of a hopeful future, with endless opportunity, travel and top-notch training, sign up to the RHC. You'll be paid one groat per week, you'll get your own straw cesspit in the communal barracks, and you'll have a wonderful time mingling with all the thieves, bandits, muggers and other assorted scum and villainy.

Malek the Maleficent here. If, like me, you're enjoying this podcast, please consider subscribing on Patreon for exclusive bonus content every week and the warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you are helping to keep the show going. Subscribe at patreon.com slash Morris. The things I do. All right, all right. Don't forget patreon.com slash Morris. Can I go now?

Malek the Maleficent here. If, like me, you're enjoying this podcast, please consider subscribing on Patreon for exclusive bonus content every week and the warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you are helping to keep the show going. Subscribe at patreon.com slash Morris. The things I do. All right, all right. Don't forget patreon.com slash Morris. Can I go now?

Sounds lovely. But when they say travel, they just mean down the street to find out who threw eggs at Madame Brandybog's garter show house. And it's usually just Bert.

Sounds lovely. But when they say travel, they just mean down the street to find out who threw eggs at Madame Brandybog's garter show house. And it's usually just Bert.

Apparently I now have to read this to you. This is the official podcast of Morris' unofficial tabletop RPT news, which you can find at enworld.org. You can find show notes at morris.podbean.com or wherever you found the podcast. If you feel like they deserve it, you can support the show on Patreon. In return, you will receive exclusive bonus content. Just go to patreon.com slash Morris.

Apparently I now have to read this to you. This is the official podcast of Morris' unofficial tabletop RPT news, which you can find at enworld.org. You can find show notes at morris.podbean.com or wherever you found the podcast. If you feel like they deserve it, you can support the show on Patreon. In return, you will receive exclusive bonus content. Just go to patreon.com slash Morris.

If you're interested in his babbling nonsense, you can follow at Morris on the Twitter. Send your emails to morrispodcast at gmail.com. Not all of your emails, just the ones you want us to see. That's it. I'm bored now. You can go away. Shoo. Off you go. Goodbye. Get out of here.

If you're interested in his babbling nonsense, you can follow at Morris on the Twitter. Send your emails to morrispodcast at gmail.com. Not all of your emails, just the ones you want us to see. That's it. I'm bored now. You can go away. Shoo. Off you go. Goodbye. Get out of here.

Malek the Maleficent here. If, like me, you're enjoying this podcast, please consider subscribing on Patreon for exclusive bonus content every week and the warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you are helping to keep the show going. Subscribe at patreon.com slash morris. Staring at me like that now? The things I do. All right. All right. Don't forget. Patreon.com slash Morris. Can I go now?

Malek the Maleficent here. If, like me, you're enjoying this podcast, please consider subscribing on Patreon for exclusive bonus content every week and the warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you are helping to keep the show going. Subscribe at patreon.com slash morris. Staring at me like that now? The things I do. All right. All right. Don't forget. Patreon.com slash Morris. Can I go now?

For some reason, Gentry's Marvelous Exotic Zoo has seen fit to sponsor this podcast. Gentry Zoo claims to have the most dangerous collection of dinosaurs, aberrations, oozes, demons, devils, vermin, monsters, magical creatures, animated constructs, automatons, elementals, and Cthulhus. Enter at your own risk.

For some reason, Gentry's Marvelous Exotic Zoo has seen fit to sponsor this podcast. Gentry Zoo claims to have the most dangerous collection of dinosaurs, aberrations, oozes, demons, devils, vermin, monsters, magical creatures, animated constructs, automatons, elementals, and Cthulhus. Enter at your own risk.

Apparently I now have to read this to you. This is the official podcast of Morris' unofficial tabletop RPT news, which you can find at enworld.org. You can find show notes at morris.podbean.com or wherever you found the podcast. If you feel like they deserve it, you can support the show on Patreon. In return, you will receive exclusive bonus content. Just go to patreon.com slash Morris.

Apparently I now have to read this to you. This is the official podcast of Morris' unofficial tabletop RPT news, which you can find at enworld.org. You can find show notes at morris.podbean.com or wherever you found the podcast. If you feel like they deserve it, you can support the show on Patreon. In return, you will receive exclusive bonus content. Just go to patreon.com slash Morris.

If you're interested in his babbling nonsense, you can follow at Morris on the Twitter. Send your emails to morrispodcast at gmail.com. Not all of your emails, just the ones you want us to see. That's it. I'm bored now. You can go away. Shoo! Off you go. Goodbye. Get out of here.

If you're interested in his babbling nonsense, you can follow at Morris on the Twitter. Send your emails to morrispodcast at gmail.com. Not all of your emails, just the ones you want us to see. That's it. I'm bored now. You can go away. Shoo! Off you go. Goodbye. Get out of here.

The estimated survival chance is approximately 50%, and that sounds very reasonable to me. Maybe I can pick up a new familiar.

The estimated survival chance is approximately 50%, and that sounds very reasonable to me. Maybe I can pick up a new familiar.

Malek the Maleficent here. If, like me, you're enjoying this podcast, please consider subscribing on Patreon for exclusive bonus content every week and the warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you are helping to keep the show going. Subscribe at patreon.com slash morris at me like that now? The things I do. All right. All right. Don't forget. Patreon.com slash Morris. Can I go now?

Malek the Maleficent here. If, like me, you're enjoying this podcast, please consider subscribing on Patreon for exclusive bonus content every week and the warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you are helping to keep the show going. Subscribe at patreon.com slash morris at me like that now? The things I do. All right. All right. Don't forget. Patreon.com slash Morris. Can I go now?

Thank you. Earspoons? That's not a real thing, is it? Ridiculous. What is this nonsense, anyway? I can't believe I'm reduced to flogging this low-class commoner tat to pay my rent. Anyway, go to Brandestocks for pointy sticks.

Thank you. Earspoons? That's not a real thing, is it? Ridiculous. What is this nonsense, anyway? I can't believe I'm reduced to flogging this low-class commoner tat to pay my rent. Anyway, go to Brandestocks for pointy sticks.

Apparently I now have to read this to you. This is the official podcast of Morris' unofficial tabletop RPT news, which you can find at enworld.org. You can find show notes at morris.podbean.com or wherever you found the podcast. If you feel like they deserve it, you can support the show on Patreon. In return, you will receive exclusive bonus content. Just go to patreon.com slash Morris.

Apparently I now have to read this to you. This is the official podcast of Morris' unofficial tabletop RPT news, which you can find at enworld.org. You can find show notes at morris.podbean.com or wherever you found the podcast. If you feel like they deserve it, you can support the show on Patreon. In return, you will receive exclusive bonus content. Just go to patreon.com slash Morris.

If you're interested in his babbling nonsense, you can follow at Morris on the Twitter. Send your emails to morrispodcast at gmail.com. Not all of your emails, just the ones you want us to see. That's it. I'm bored now. You can go away. Shoo. Off you go. Goodbye. Get out of here.

If you're interested in his babbling nonsense, you can follow at Morris on the Twitter. Send your emails to morrispodcast at gmail.com. Not all of your emails, just the ones you want us to see. That's it. I'm bored now. You can go away. Shoo. Off you go. Goodbye. Get out of here.