My name is Malcolm.
You want to know what the best thing about childhood is?
At some point it stops.
Yeah, I look different.
But hey, everything about me is different.
I'm happy.
I'm successful.
I've learned to work productively with idiots.
My life is fantastic now.
You want to know how I did it?
Yeah, well, it wouldn't kill you to tell your father you loved him every once in a while.
Oh, that just sounds sarcastic.
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