Marc Ellis

We'd go past theirs at about the fifth tall bottle, and that's when the dip your balls in the leaf would come out.

So everyone had to get nude and run across Cumberland's

Cumberland Street, through the middle of varsity and climb down the ladder and dip your plums in the leaf, which was, you know, not my favorite thing to do in the middle of winter.

And then tear back through university to their flat.

And it was just an absolute shambles.

And then I remember coming up to our place, it was the 12th, and one of the boys stuck on a bloody bike helmet, tried to run through a wall.

No problem.

He was a prop.

He got through the wall, no problem.

But he hit the hot water cylinder.

And he was carrying a quart bottle and he knocked himself out, broke the bottle and it cut like the flap off his head.

So he stood up and then fainted.

So he called an ambulance.

Right.

Ambulance came up and took him away.

See you, mate.

Yeah.

And then two minutes after that ambulance had been called, somebody turned around and just somebody chucked a can of baked beans and...

And cock-eyed him and just split him from arsehole to appetite.

So he phoned the amp, nah, fuck off.