Marc Ellis

I don't think he was much of a Sevens player.

Would have been if he'd wanted to be, but nonetheless, I was having a piss at the urinal and I just felt this presence beside me.

And then it was like a fire hose had been opened up.

I went, oh, fuck, that must be tree.

And, you know, clearly my tap stopped.

And he just turned over and said, you fucked your own, have you?

And I went, yeah, yeah, it's not so, uh, not so great, Colin.

Um, he said, oh, my day broke, day of a broken heart.

He just started stumbling off and I just went, I just stood there with nothing working, just basically looking at my reflection in a urinal going, this is one of the lowest moments of my life.

Best court session, we had one in Dunedin and Gordie Hunter was such a crack at it.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

And I think he said, it'll be a short session, it'll be two and a half hours.

And we went through seven kegs and two trays.

Holy.

Between a team and management, you know.

Got through your work.

Suffice to say, you know, recollections thereafter are marginal.

No.

See, that's urban.

Remember, don't correct him.