Marc Ellis

They don't go, oh dear, oh dear, that really ruined the game for me.

As long as it is streaking.

I mean, this is the problem that we've got in Dunedin in the recent years is people are running onto the field clothed.

Yeah.

And I remember saying to the board, you know, a couple of years ago when I joined, I said, look, if they do that, just stop the game, no security guards, and just film them with a camera.

And so you run around going, ah, ah.

And then you've just got to basically walk off.

Walk of shame.

Walk of shame, mate.

And nobody will ever do it again.

If you're going to do it in the nude, hey, we'll send security on and good on you.

You've had a bit of balls, you know.

But if you're running around with your clothes on, you're just a poser.

You know, didn't necessarily meet with their wholehearted approval, but I thought we should do the Otago Nuri, which is effectively you get students and every security guard, 22, 10 metre, halfway, 10 metre, 22.

for every security guard you beat, then you anoint somebody the Otago Nudie and do that in the middle of one of the games.

Put blindfolds on the sleeping masks on with See No Evil so you can give that to your kids.

I reckon it would be a cracker.

They're always looking for halftime entertainment.

No one would go for a piss because they'd all be wanting to watch it.

The other halftime entertainment is we used to have Shaq the Cat, but Shaq the Cat and Dunedin did something inappropriate with his tail one day.