Marcelo

100%.

100%.

He was, no, he was being so funny. He goes, so you said when the rumor came out that we were dating, I responded and said, fuck yeah? I've never said fuck yeah. Anytime in my, I would never say fuck yeah. I go, sorry, did you say kick ass? Like, what did you say exactly?

He was, no, he was being so funny. He goes, so you said when the rumor came out that we were dating, I responded and said, fuck yeah? I've never said fuck yeah. Anytime in my, I would never say fuck yeah. I go, sorry, did you say kick ass? Like, what did you say exactly?

So he goes, how did you get my number? He did not say, fuck yeah.

So he goes, how did you get my number? He did not say, fuck yeah.

He was having the best time of his life. He's like, he's like, my wife isn't around. We're getting ice cream before dinner.

He was having the best time of his life. He's like, he's like, my wife isn't around. We're getting ice cream before dinner.

And Skylar, so like he's busting balls with him. He's like, you're not going to let everyone in line touch it. You just throw it back. No, we took our sons to the game. So then Skylar starts laughing hysterically. They have a whole thing.

And Skylar, so like he's busting balls with him. He's like, you're not going to let everyone in line touch it. You just throw it back. No, we took our sons to the game. So then Skylar starts laughing hysterically. They have a whole thing.

That was your practice to become a podcaster. I was like, mom.

That was your practice to become a podcaster. I was like, mom.

And he goes, because my girlfriend, she was trying to open the car and something poked her. Punctured her? And she punctured, and it blew up her breast implant. And I was like, okay, noted. Thank you.

And he goes, because my girlfriend, she was trying to open the car and something poked her. Punctured her? And she punctured, and it blew up her breast implant. And I was like, okay, noted. Thank you.

Imagine Chris just brings this fucking douchebag who's like, you guys aren't even funny and like heckles us on the ground. He's just heckling us the whole time.

Imagine Chris just brings this fucking douchebag who's like, you guys aren't even funny and like heckles us on the ground. He's just heckling us the whole time.

Definitely not strifling. Definitely not. Wait, strifling is my life, though. Not important? No, I've been strifling.

Definitely not strifling. Definitely not. Wait, strifling is my life, though. Not important? No, I've been strifling.

100%.

He was, no, he was being so funny. He goes, so you said when the rumor came out that we were dating, I responded and said, fuck yeah? I've never said fuck yeah. Anytime in my, I would never say fuck yeah. I go, sorry, did you say kick ass? Like, what did you say exactly?

So he goes, how did you get my number? He did not say, fuck yeah.

He was having the best time of his life. He's like, he's like, my wife isn't around. We're getting ice cream before dinner.

And Skylar, so like he's busting balls with him. He's like, you're not going to let everyone in line touch it. You just throw it back. No, we took our sons to the game. So then Skylar starts laughing hysterically. They have a whole thing.

That was your practice to become a podcaster. I was like, mom.

And he goes, because my girlfriend, she was trying to open the car and something poked her. Punctured her? And she punctured, and it blew up her breast implant. And I was like, okay, noted. Thank you.

Imagine Chris just brings this fucking douchebag who's like, you guys aren't even funny and like heckles us on the ground. He's just heckling us the whole time.

Definitely not strifling. Definitely not. Wait, strifling is my life, though. Not important? No, I've been strifling.

You led a horse to water.

You led a horse to water.

He wouldn't let me go.

He wouldn't let me go.

There's a garbage can in our office.

There's a garbage can in our office.

Don Levitard. Greg, how's your birthday going so far?

Don Levitard. Greg, how's your birthday going so far?

Stugatz. That sounds like not a super nice night. The debate. Old people love that shit.

Stugatz. That sounds like not a super nice night. The debate. Old people love that shit.

He just happens to remember where he was. It's different. I was probably at home.

He just happens to remember where he was. It's different. I was probably at home.

Let's clarify. It's a where were you moment for fans of the NBA. Correct.

Let's clarify. It's a where were you moment for fans of the NBA. Correct.

Is this on the top five? Ooh, I want to find out.

Is this on the top five? Ooh, I want to find out.

I agree with Chris. I was sad. I think like the entire trade week was pretty heartbreaking. And we saw this level of emotion from him then. So to see him come back, I think it adds weight because we already know how meaningful the city was to him and how he was really just taken aback and stunned by the trade. So when he came back, they played the video for him. He was emotional.

I agree with Chris. I was sad. I think like the entire trade week was pretty heartbreaking. And we saw this level of emotion from him then. So to see him come back, I think it adds weight because we already know how meaningful the city was to him and how he was really just taken aback and stunned by the trade. So when he came back, they played the video for him. He was emotional.

And then he ended up having a... Thank you.

And then he ended up having a... Thank you.

Marcelo.

Marcelo.

Wait, there's a comedian from Miami that we haven't had on the show that's on SNL that went to the same high school as Billy?

Wait, there's a comedian from Miami that we haven't had on the show that's on SNL that went to the same high school as Billy?

I'm trying to get the video team to put up side by side what I wore that day and what you wore that day. Because, Dan, it's difficult to dress stylishly when it's 106 degrees with the heat index. I feel you. But there's a way to do it. And unfortunately, you failed.

I'm trying to get the video team to put up side by side what I wore that day and what you wore that day. Because, Dan, it's difficult to dress stylishly when it's 106 degrees with the heat index. I feel you. But there's a way to do it. And unfortunately, you failed.

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, thank you.

Yes. I'll teach you some pointers. Well, my wife has. F1's back in Miami in three weeks.

Yes. I'll teach you some pointers. Well, my wife has. F1's back in Miami in three weeks.

Pun intended. I think the wheels are in motion for F1 Miami this year, Dan.

Pun intended. I think the wheels are in motion for F1 Miami this year, Dan.

Yes. And now that I think about it, you started changing your personal style. It's not too far after this photo was on the Internet. Are those two things connected?

Yes. And now that I think about it, you started changing your personal style. It's not too far after this photo was on the Internet. Are those two things connected?

Chris was trying to blame Valerie back here.

Chris was trying to blame Valerie back here.

There's also tequila in that bottle.

There's also tequila in that bottle.

Actually, that's a great point, Mike. We've retired that shirt since, right?

Actually, that's a great point, Mike. We've retired that shirt since, right?

That's because your generation just pillaged the earth of all of its natural resources. We're trying to save it. One saved plastic bottle at a time.

That's because your generation just pillaged the earth of all of its natural resources. We're trying to save it. One saved plastic bottle at a time.

Was Stugatz out there?

Was Stugatz out there?

Stouffer Stovetop.

Stouffer Stovetop.

I wish we were doing this on April 1st so he could have gotten got by the Bevy April Fool's jokes, Chris.

I wish we were doing this on April 1st so he could have gotten got by the Bevy April Fool's jokes, Chris.

Is the tap water in Miami not safe?

Is the tap water in Miami not safe?

His generation already has lead poisoning also, to be fair.

His generation already has lead poisoning also, to be fair.