Marcus Carter

She's three years old.

She can't walk and talk at the same time.

Talking is the most complicated physical activity that a human can do.

And my little niece is three, turning on four.

She can't say thanks.

She can say thanks.

And in general, humans...

do not get full, clear articulation until the age of 10.

And if you've got an eight-year-old, get them to say British Constitution and enjoy the slurring that you're going to hear.

But the point is it takes a huge amount of processor cycles just to control your tongue.

And so the other side of the coin is that you'll find many athletes, Shane Warne, the spin bowler, and football stars, basketballers, they will...

poke their tongue out and then immobilise it with gently grabbing it with their lips or their teeth and that frees up more processor cycles.

Wow.

So with regard to you, Beans, so if you're trying to talk and play the game at a high level, you're using up so many processor cycles you can't do it.

But here comes the advantage.

immobilise your tongue by sticking it out to one side and then grabbing it with your lips and you'll probably do a better score.

Really?

Maybe, maybe.

Can I ask you, is that font serif or sans serif?

I think it's Comic Sans, isn't it?