Marcus Mumford

I wasn't expecting any kind of thing, but now, like, they're talking about it.

So I said, why don't we make it fun?

And actually have a forfeit system.

So at this point, I said to my wife, if you don't get nominated for an Oscar, you have to be branded with your failure for the rest of your life by getting an Oscar tattoo.

And everyone would be like, oh, is that for when you got nominated for the other two?

And she'd be like, no, it's for when I did it.

So she'd be branded with her failure.

And the return deal was that if she got nominated, I would get one.

And so I got one and then she's been nominated three times.

So I have three.

And if she ever wins one, she turns out to be a good long-term bet.

Then I'll get one in gold.

Yes.

Oh, wow.

I love that.

I don't have any color tattoos, so that would be my first color one.

Forfeits, I've found very helpful.

With our kids, we do forfeits rather than punishments a lot of the time.

If you brag, you instantly have to give away 50% of the thing you're bragging about.

Oh, that's very good.