Marcus Parks

Yeah.

Yeah, really put himself in positions where young girls were around all the time.

We'll think of it.

Well, when you added all of that to his ever-present charity work that was constantly being reported on the news, you know, Jimmy Savile's, at it again, it was more than enough for the British people to give free reign to the most dangerous sexual monster the island ever produced.

Now, Jimmy Savile was not the only person in a position of power who was getting away with crimes simply because the British people couldn't bear to face what was obviously happening right in front of them.

See, during one of Jimmy's many trips to Rampton Psychiatric Hospital, that's the one that treated the mentally disabled, Savile took 10 patients for a tour of the beaches and, more importantly, the ice cream shops of Scarborough.

Savile and his guests were welcomed by the Lord Mayor of Scarborough, Peter Giaconelli, who was another one of the United Kingdom's great sexual monsters.

Peter Giaconelli had lived in Yorkshire since the age of seven, but while it was his dream to become an opera singer, he eventually became the 300-pound owner of a successful chain of ice cream shops and restaurants.

That's the fucking dream, y'all.

Parlayed that into a mayorship.

Yeah.

That's fucking, I'm done.

Such was, and that's the thing, he also trained as an opera singer for a long time, so he has a party trick.

Well, such was Jackanelli's girth that he actually earned a Guinness record for eating 512 oysters in 48 minutes on national television.

Stop making me like this guy.

He was just as massive and gross as he was dangerous.

And he and Savile were close friends.

And because he's constantly traveling, he's not connected directly to any of them.

Jimmy Savile, he's like the guy that shows up at the party every once in a while.

Like, hey, Jimmy's in town.