Marcus Parks

I mean, I can't just do it at the hospital.

That's not relaxing.

No, that's not relaxing.

The church is not relaxing.

No, it's really not.

I don't know, man.

I'd bring my mom to the movie theater.

Later, when people brought up how disturbing his statements about his mother's death were in hindsight, Jimmy Savile changed his tune.

He said, no, actually, he waited five days to bury her because the ground was too frozen to dig a grave.

Jimmy Savile, however, kept the Duchess's room exactly as it was for decades afterward.

And he had her clothes dry-cleaned once a year for the rest of his life.

This, of course, put Savile in the same playpen as our dear Ed Gein.

And yes, I do know that Jimmy Savile has never proven to have killed anyone...

But that's the third serial killer I have compared him to.

Oh, yeah.

And if a man can be compared to several serial killers, then that makes a pretty good argument for his inclusion on the Mount Rushmore of evil.

I thought about this.

It's just, like, linguistically, few didn't really work in the sentence.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You believe.