Margaret Killjoy

No, I'm not qualified to give financial advice, but I think everyone should pull out your 401k right now, go to the bank, withdraw all your money, all of it, empty your accounts right now.

No, I'm not qualified to give financial advice, but I think everyone should pull out your 401k right now, go to the bank, withdraw all your money, all of it, empty your accounts right now.

No, I'm not qualified to give financial advice, but I think everyone should pull out your 401k right now, go to the bank, withdraw all your money, all of it, empty your accounts right now.

Empty your accounts.

Empty your accounts.

Empty your accounts.

I mean, it's going to exist in like what? Like 40 years per the Star Trek timeline? Exactly. Get it on the ground floor.

I mean, it's going to exist in like what? Like 40 years per the Star Trek timeline? Exactly. Get it on the ground floor.

I mean, it's going to exist in like what? Like 40 years per the Star Trek timeline? Exactly. Get it on the ground floor.

More stable than your 401k right now.

More stable than your 401k right now.

More stable than your 401k right now.

We should probably talk about why the stock market is doing poorly. So I think, Robert, you can handle this segue.

We should probably talk about why the stock market is doing poorly. So I think, Robert, you can handle this segue.

We should probably talk about why the stock market is doing poorly. So I think, Robert, you can handle this segue.

It really was. The best financial purchase we've made is the Tariff Talk theme song. We're going to get so much mileage out of that thing. It's an unbelievable steal.

It really was. The best financial purchase we've made is the Tariff Talk theme song. We're going to get so much mileage out of that thing. It's an unbelievable steal.

It really was. The best financial purchase we've made is the Tariff Talk theme song. We're going to get so much mileage out of that thing. It's an unbelievable steal.

Now we're in what I'm referring to as the Chinese century. I came up with this this week on my own. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Now we're in what I'm referring to as the Chinese century. I came up with this this week on my own. Oh, wow. Yeah.