Margo

So I went to the dentist last week, Ronnie.

And you can take care of them so well.

But fish die.

Fish die all the time.

You were very sad.

he's not getting choked up everyone he's just chewing gum if you're wondering maybe he's getting choked up but either way baby gorgeous was a hero and an icon and we will all remember baby gorgeous a wonderful beta fish and beta and and baby gorgeous's spirit is going to live on in the b-roll of

Below Deck Down Under, which features the best marine life ever seen on Bravo.

And it really has climaxed with the two fat whale sharks sitting on the bottom of the ocean, holding hands like a nearly 50-year-old married couple.

One whale shark kind of hates the other whale shark, but you know at the end that it just is love.

It is whale shark love.

Aw, guys.

That's where this all started, which is that Margo, who is like, I just want to be on service.

She finally gets on service and she's doing okay.

But then Luke texts her and it kind of like fucks her up for the day and she starts drinking on the job.

Yeah, I'm really glad she didn't call him back, but I also felt really terrible for her because that really will fuck you up.

It's not an excuse to drink on the job, but it made me understand why she wasn't thinking so clearly in those moments.

So she goes drinking on the job, and Aisha, I have to say, like...

Asia is she really I mean, Asia messes up for sure, as we'll see in this episode.

But like she really picked up on the fact that Margo was drunk.

But like she was she she sussed it out.

I guess maybe it's not that hard.

But to me, I don't know if I would have.

Talking to a fucking iron.

Good job, Margo.

Like all of a sudden very loudly praising herself.

Hello and welcome to Watch Where Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about.

I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is Mr. Ronnie Karam.

Comes back.

So, yeah, so that happens.

She gets in trouble.

Not being alcohol undermining.

Hi, Ronnie.

How are you?

Doing great.

So good to be here with you, my little honey bunions.

Oh, God, I'm so happy to be here with you, too.

Although, I have to say, my walls are up a bit when I'm with you, Ronnie.

So she gets in trouble, but she doesn't get fired, which is good.

And then the other thing.

So Zarina finally gives in and makes out with Joao.

And they go from flirtation to making out to full-on bunny sex happening in the bunk.

They just do it, do it, and they do it hard.

And not only that, they go from...

like, flirtation to now they are acting like an old married couple because, like, they're constantly, like, touching each other and kissing each other in the galley, which, honestly, I'm actually okay with.

I can't, you know, I've heard so many things about you that I'm just a little, my walls are up a bit.

But I am wondering what's going to happen with Zarina and her friend who may or may not be Brooke from Blood Deck Med.

So...

Joelle kind of looks like a lesbian.

I'm just a little scared of the things I've heard about you.

It's just the real Ronnie.

It's just like, fuckboys never change, Ronnie.

It was not easy at all.

He was actually very, very nice.

He has a surprisingly high voice.

And it was just very funny because we were talking and he's like, oh, he's like, so you do podcasting?

And I'm like, yeah, I'm on podcast.

He goes...

I was like, uh-huh, yeah, absolutely, Sam.

Really?

I was like, you know what?

You may have just the most amazing body, but I'm like, you know, sometimes you go for little wins in life.

And I'm like, but the voice.

So anyway, the point is, the point is, what was the point?

It's like that.

The point of this recap is going to be 90 hours.

Let me tell you something.

So Irina and Joao, they are acting like two happy sharks on the bottom of the ocean right now.

So the last thing that happened, which was honestly my favorite thing, one of my favorite things that happened all season.

I think you know what this is, Ronnie.

A lactose fight.

Yeah.

Dairy fights.

So this group of women, I meant to look at their preference sheet because I'm convinced they all work in tech in some way up in the Bay Area or they work at like Salesforce or something or like Yahoo.

They're like the last employees of Yahoo.

So they're all up there on this boat, this group of women, this girl's trip.

And it's like just chaotic rage towards each other.

And so there's this one girl named G. And so they all have different food preferences.

One girl's sort of semi-kosher.

So I think she doesn't eat bacon.

One girl doesn't eat gluten.

One girl doesn't eat this.

So there's one girl named G. And she's lactose intolerant.

And she forgot to put it onto her preference sheet, which is kind of dumb.

I mean, how do you forget to do that?

But she forgot.

we're talking below deck uh the first episode of the week um by the way our schedules it could be slightly wonky only because we needed to preserve our sanity we just didn't have i i'll just say for me i didn't have it in me to take notes on two below decks back to back monday night and turn around and be i wasn't ready

So she has her pills.

And there's this one girl, Sarah, who just like can't conceive that this woman could be lactose intolerant if she has pills.

She's like, well, you have pills.

So that makes you not lactose intolerant because you've got pills to fix it.

And she's like, I know because G is asking Aisha like how much dairy is in this because she wants to know how many pills to take.

Imagine if Captain Jason got into medicine.

She's a nightmare.

Shame on half of you.

You know she worked at House, H-A-U-S, and she runs some sort of account management thing, and everyone under her can't stand her.

You know it.

She's a slob monster.

She was awful.

She worked at Uber headquarters.

I think she works in corporate America in some way, but corporate tech America.

And when you get an email from her, your heart starts to race in a bad way because you know there'll be so many bullet points and so many things in bold and so many things in italics and hyperlinks and agendas.

You know the type of email, Ronnie, because I know we know the type of email.

And you know her iPhone background is her on her wedding day.

Exactly.

What a slob.

By the way, also, it's like the only non-white girl of the group.

So we're having Below Deck.

And so, like, they're, and they're, like, grabbing Sarah.

They're covering Sarah's mouth.

They're like, Sarah, like, they're like, you're going to regret this.

No one likes her.

She's a cut fitness.

No one likes her.

It's like, she has, she's lactose intolerant.

They're, like, questioning her being lactose intolerant.

They're questioning why didn't she put it on and, like, why, like, they're questioning why she's having a conversation.

We're recording Below Deck now, as you're hearing, as you're listening.

Zorvino's standing there the entire time, by the way.

Like, so, do you need dairy?

Is it okay if you have dairy and you're...

Below Deck is up.

Does that work?

Are you tomahawk intolerant?

Do you have pills for tomahawk?

The next episode, though, is going to be Salt Lake City.

Honestly, I thought that was like one of the most lovely defenses of someone.

And then we'll have the second Below Deck up.

You know what?

Because like that was like, she was like, I know who she is and I love her for it.

I was like, that was so great of her.

So if you're wondering where's the second Below Deck recap, that's how that's all going to be.

I don't know I feel like we've come a long way to just it's gonna look really bad in a couple of years when people have decided I've just that's gross you know what it's for me it's more like yes it will it will but for me it's also just like I'm just kind of getting over I'm like a little over it like I'm just listen I love seeing guys I love seeing shirtless guys I'm just I'm just sort of

While I was there, I noticed that everyone in the office was wearing super clean and crisp scrubs.

That's what those scrubs look like.

bored with it a little bit, you know?

And I was like, good for him.

good for him i am so i'm so curious to know what these women do and i'm like trying to look it up i know the moment i press play on the episode to try to look at the preference sheets it's gonna make noise on the episode so i'm just gonna like not look they're all gonna be different too we don't have time to sit here and read i just want to look at one of them i can i look at one of

them?

Can I just look at one?

I'm sorry, everyone.

Sorry, see, that's making noise, right?

Did that make noise?

You gotta order it your own fucking way.

Okay, let's see what G is.

I'm on a screenshot with G and she is... Ugh.

It's too small.

I feel like every episode... Okay, okay.

Zara and Melissa, they are friends.

Oh, really?

Top real estate broker and creative director.

Huh.

I really thought for sure it was going to be people who worked at Google or something.

I'm a little sad that they're real estate broker and creative director.

Is this Zara?

Yeah.

I'm sad.

Yeah.

so you can't read the rest of it well you know what I just realized this is not going to be compelling for anyone so I'm sitting here waiting okay fine fine I'm going to go back I can't promise and then not tell me I got sad because I you know what I got sad I got deflated because my theory I felt so good about my theory that when it didn't come true I actually I was sad okay so I'm looking at the I'm trying to find look at the sheet now because now I've closed the tab okay

So what we know is so Zara and what's her face?

Realtor and creative director.

Okay.

And they're in the Bay Area.

I have to open up this.

Let's see.

Okay.

Is that where Carl lives?

Yeah.

Okay.

So, oh, okay.

Here are the people.

Danly.

There's someone named Danly, which is hilarious.

An executive client director at a branding firm who has lived in Asia for a decade.

Wow.

Way to go, Danly.

Sarah, an account manager for a major pharmaceutical company in Richmond, Virginia.

Like who's dairy?

Do you want, I just want to know where they worked.

Well, Shoshana is a member of my tribe and I think she was the one who requested no bacon.

And then one of them requested no gluten and then something like that.

I can't go on Below Deck because I would request no berries and then I would get something with a strawberry on it, probably, because the producers would know it would get a rise out of me.

And I would probably be like, send it back.

And it would be like the cliffhanger for the week.

And then what would happen is in the week between the two episodes, like, look at that fucking asshole who can't even eat a strawberry.

They're delicious.

And then everyone on podcasts would be like, who doesn't like strawberries and raspberries?

That guy's a fucking Los Angeles liberal bullshit, you know, like elite, you know?

Yeah, we're 34 minutes in.

34 minutes in, but we gave, I hope everyone's happy.

We just summarized two episodes worth.

Is this going to be a two-part episode of Below Deck?

It cannot be.

Actually, it won't be because there really was not that much that happened in this first episode.

I'm just going to say that right now.

That's true.

Zara.

Someone's nipples.

She's licking all the nipples.

She has to do it.

She's like a Caldecott award.

She's put her seal on experiences.

It's like, this is gets the Shoshanna.

This is brilliant award.

She is like, no, she has to, she has to treat everything like, you know, like she has to put her, her little silver seal on books and it's cause she has to, because that way when she goes home, she'd be like, oh my God,

We had the best time.

It was officially brilliant.

It was Shoshana brilliant.

It was so good.

Okay.

Shush.

No, her mom.

Well, the thing is this.

I think the reason why Shoshana says, this is going to be a 10-hour recap, because the reason why Shoshana says, oh my God, this is brilliant so many times, is because every time she goes home to report about the brilliant thing, her mom gives her the old, well, your father and I, as in,

Well, your father and I went to a new restaurant.

It was very good.

It's like, Mom, I'm telling you about the thing that was brilliant.

Well, it was very good.

I had a lovely tomato caprese.

Well, your father and I saw Oppenheimer.

Didn't care for it too much, but it was very interesting.

And there was a lecture afterwards.

What does that even mean?

Well, your father and I actually went to a lecture with Tate Donovan talking about action.

He's a very fascinating man, actually.

He is on something called the Ock.

Shoshana just always gets one up by her mom.

Just saying, yeah, that's fine.

No, but the crew, the guys, they all took off their shirts.

Well, that sounds like a very goyish thing to do.

Your father and I, we decided to go get Chinese food instead.

It was very good.

Then, so now the guys are downstairs and then the primary, Melissa, she's like, she's doing this thing where she's just talking at the centerpiece of the table.

She like won't look at anyone.

So she's just sort of like looking generally in front of her.

She's like, can it just be about eating and stuff?

But they're all having a great time and she's not.

So she's ruins it for everyone.

And she's, and Zara's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, speed a guy.

Hey, so she doesn't want to objectify men.

Can you like put on like t-shirts or something?

And Melissa's like, I don't want to objectify anyone.

Okay.

I don't want to objectify anyone.

What don't you understand?

So the guy's like, okay.

So they have to put on shirts.

So, um, Harry's like, you know, I'm here to give the best experience and get the best hit possible.

And even if that means she's got to pull my budgie down and have a look, then so be it.

I'm like, I don't think anyone's, I think everyone can get a pretty clear picture from the budgie smuggler.

I think everyone's been, there's been no, there's been no yanks, no yanks.

Well, I got to make up for my liberal elite status.

Los Angeles status.

I'm not eating berries.

Light nothing happens.

So Zara gets out.

She gets out of the banquette and then she goes to the wheelhouse and just kind of passes out on the bench there.

Sort of like she passes out but sitting up.

And then entrees are coming out and Margot's doing laundry and everyone loves the food.

And so Joao has to like run up to the wheelhouse.

And he's putting on his clothes because, you know, he was stripping too.

Plus, we also recorded our Dwell Hello that's coming up this week, which was really fun.

So it was just a lot.

And so it was just, you know, this is just the world we live in right now, our Bravo world.

And Joao just runs out of there as soon as Jason gets in there, just leaving Jason with her.

And she's like,

Hey, so you do not steer the ship with that little guy over there, that little steering wheel.

That's a joke, right?

That's not embarrassing.

Do you see other yachts with big wheels?

They're like, oh my God, I'm like mortified right now.

You want a big wheel, right?

You want a big wheel.

I can be a big wheel.

Look at my handles.

Starring Nick Nolte.

Who plays Cowboy Wind.

Starring an actor of a certain age who was really big in the 90s.

Luckily, everything on Bravo, right?

Well, most everything on Bravo right now is amazing.

Would you like to explore it?

Are you going to size shame the Bermuda Triangle also?

Is it not big enough for you?

So basically Jamie comes in.

Jamie's the only one who actually decides to help out Captain Jason.

She comes in and is like, I have a few to sit for waiting for you on the table.

So she goes with her and now it's like after dinner and they're clearing the table and they're figuring out the breakfast schedule.

And it's been super fun.

And what is this girl in orange?

Yeah, I don't know what this is.

Let's just go to the next day.

Like, I can't wait for us to do our Salt Lake City recap and our Southern Charm recap, which we're going to be doing later today.

He's really cute.

I didn't see the square-faced blowfish.

Was it a blowfish or a pufferfish?

Because they're kind of the same.

So she's like, I'm excited about my date with Joao, but my walls are up, and Joao has come into the season as the most perfect man, which every time she says that, I'm like, uh, is he?

And, you know, that you just want to go run off into the mountains with and get married, because apparently, I guess, that's a weird fantasy I have of going to the mountains to get married.

Just you'll have to wait for it to come out.

Anyway, once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.

I don't trust that he won't wake up one day and just leave and go down the mountainside, and here I am, and...

with altitude sickness, waiting for an oxygen tank.

But we're going to have fun doing that.

But by the way, speaking of recaps and not doing recaps, we didn't even do Below Deck Down Under last week, I should mention.

No, it was Shoshana.

Shoshana's like, can we have a drink?

Can we drink before we go scuba diving?

all right yeah you should why not um i mean personally i don't i feel like i don't even have to ask asia i feel like if i'm plunging myself underwater i don't with a tank i don't think i should have alcohol in my system i just as like a general instinct i have i don't feel that way at all you feel like you should be boozed up

Oh, and by the way, we are still on our intro.

Sure, there's no roads.

You're like, oh no, I crashed into five head.

You could crash into five head and that would be a head-on collision.

So of course, go to Patreon, patreon.com slash watch for crappins.

You guys, I ran into the neon five-earlobe fish.

I feel terrible.

Did someone send you, did they send it to both of us or just to me?

I think they sent it to both of us, the video of the guy trying to like, he was trying to hammer, it was a scuba diver, trying to hammer something or chisel something under the water and the five-head fish kept on going up to him and pestering him.

Did you see that?

Fivehead kept on trying to like eat what he was doing and he kept on, he literally took Fivehead, he put his hand on Fivehead's Fivehead and pushed Fivehead back and Fivehead came back like, no, I want to, I want to eat.

You can watch us on video, which is really fun with crappins on demand.

I feel like, I feel like there's something for me to eat here.

Can I eat?

Can I eat?

Fivehead was so annoying in that video.

Oh, I have to find it.

It was a great video.

Thank you.

Let me tell you something.

Five Head is the person.

And next week we got crappy hour happening.

We're going to be talking all about Bravo stuff, Bravo news, Bravo gossip.

But to be fair, if I'm on a yacht, I'm getting avocado toast, I want a poached egg on it.

Because I feel like... Really?

There's new Lindsay and Carl stuff every single day.

Was it like a thousand year egg or whatever they're called?

I like those.

I'm just not classy.

I guess we just have... You're classy, I'm trash.

I'm a Los Angeles elite who eats exotic egg dishes and I'm okay with poached things.

You're like America.

So that's gonna be five 30 on Instagram.

I'm a Texan who eats my eggs hard.

Go follow us at watch for crappins.

I want my eggs the way I want Kevin Costner's eggs to face life.

Hard.

Super fun stuff.

And she's like, I haven't gotten any orders yet.

And she's like, oh, sorry.

Okay, but we didn't do Below Deck Down Under last week, mainly because I had COVID.

I haven't.

But you know what it's like?

What's that?

Oh, what's that?

What's that crazy, crazy restaurant?

I went to it in Vegas.

Hash House A Go-Go.

Have you been to there?

I would never.

Life is about balance, Ronnie.

It's about balance.

It's about having small quail eggs one day and enormous tombstone-sized breakfasts the other day.

hash house hoedown what's it called hash hash house a go-go have you heard of this place totally going there no what is it but i love the name it sounds like trash look up a photo they serve the biggest breakfast you've ever seen and honestly i went there once i got some sort of like pancake thing it was enormous and it was actually delicious

I was like, I can't do two more shows.

Hash House Agogo.

I am dying.

I think it started in San Diego.

The chicken and waffles is literally, it's so huge.

Luckily, COVID is over.

I mean, I went, of course, I did also go there like probably 2008 or so or 2007.

So it's been a while.

Maybe if I went now, I'd be like, this stuff is actually disgusting.

But at that time in my life, in that moment,

It worked for me, just like Kevin Costner did for that lady.

I think we all did.

They're like, shut up.

thinking it's a joke like haha he's just like hey ladies have you had a drink today and she's like lol we so did and he's like then you can't go in because Shoshanna is not happy Shoshanna goes she has that she does that kind of like perky anger where she goes um well we specifically asked if we if it would impact it and we were told no so I don't know if you remember but uh you're in contention for a oh my god this is so brilliant medal and you're kind of ruining it right now

She's about to write a letter.

She's already drafted a letter.

And the guy's like, it's Australian law.

She's like, oh, okay.

Excuse me one moment.

I am about to lead a march on Canberra at the moment.

Which we will.

Just putting it out there.

Yeah.

And I mean, I was going to say, you know, the previouslys kind of covered everything we missed.

finesse dude yeah i guess with the snorkel if you get too wasted you can just puke through it and just goes make it look like a little like a whale a little vomit whale you know oh is that what it is i guess no i'm just guessing because when you dive you can pee all over you aren't you supposed to pee in your wetsuit isn't that a thing

I don't know, but I recently have started watching selling the OC and Jason on there announced like, hey, you know what?

With pools, I love swimming.

I love peeing in pools.

Listen, every guy pees in pools, right?

Like if you're a guy and you have to pee, there's no reason not to be in the pool.

I'm like, that's not what I do whatsoever.

Yeah, that's gross, sir.

um so it's just awkward in here yeah right here like yeah absolutely not me not me at all what so uh so basically yeah they get to do snorkeling instead and so then one girl goes we literally asked permission and then um shoshana shoshana has a really sympathetic view to this she goes some jerk had too many drinks and died and now none of us can have a sip

And I was going to say, why don't we just go through the few things that they mentioned in the previouslys?

Because those are all pretty... I mean, they're all pretty funny.

I think.

We got a lot of people being like, oh, God, you guys have to mention this.

Xanadrine.

Yeah, teenage Xanadrines gone bad.

Everyone wrote to us about Culver's card to Jamie.

By the way, the thing that is funny that happened is that the only people who did not drink were G and Sarah, the two who were having a big fight.

And then they actually got to go scuba diving.

Sarah is not being evil.

She said one thing.

She did say one thing that was evil.

She goes, I would have drank this morning if I had known it would have gotten me out of this.

A lot of people were really...

I just noticed that she was a lot less volatile this morning.

I also noticed the Great Barrier Reef kind of died in all the areas she swam over.

It just turned brown again.

taken by that and not a good way, you know, because basically what we missed was that Culver decided to ask Jamie to be his girlfriend, even though they've been on the boat together for like 10 days.

Micromachines?

Oh, those...

Funko?

The Funko?

I don't know.

I have one here somewhere.

Yeah, I've got one of Jess from Game of Thrones.

And Jess's name is Zara.

How about that?

I don't want to look like that girl who tried to do a job, but got wasted dressed like she was going to a Jimmy Buffett concert R.I.P.

It's like to prove how much he's trying to change.

I know.

And then elsewhere, the girls are snorkeling.

And he did it in a way, but he made this little card and like a checkbox that says like, will you be my girlfriend teeth?

And one girl, it's probably Zara, is learning the hard way the difference between snorkeling and scuba diving.

She's like, wait, you don't go all the way under with snorkeling?

I'm like, what part of that breathing tube says you put that underwater?

Yeah.

Your avocado toast essence.

Those two sharks are trying to fuck down there.

Get out of their space.

Luca is so cute.

He has this nice little smile.

You know what it is?

Cause he doesn't speak very much.

So like usually, you know, when people say, Oh, the strong silent type, people are attracted to the strong silent type because they don't give you anything to, they don't give you anything.

So therefore there's nothing to like hate about them.

So he just smiles and just, and just smiles.

And it's like a yes or a no.

And if you're concerned that like, oh, it's such a bummer that Luca came on so late in the season because I feel like he only just got here and the season's about to end.

Don't be too upset.

You know why?

Why?

Because he's a cast member of Below Deck Med.

Because I saw the trailer.

Oh, my God.

Captain Sandy.

Just want to help people.

Hold on.

I love to stay here, but there's a new episode of Wind On.

I got to see it.

God, Tom's carrot's so good.

I can hear the thing song now.

I love that they reunited him with Don Cheadle.

God, they were great on Picket Fences together.

Fivish Finkel.

Fivish.

Fivish.

He was named after the time that his mom approximately met his dad.

It was around Fivish.

She had a five-ish finkel poster on her wall as a kid.

You know that.

She had a five-full fetish.

Your father and I, by the way, we just went to the five-ish finkel museum.

It was very interesting.

You should have come along.

Not by Taylor Sheridan.

5ish.

and Jamie tries to smile but she does that squint smile that squinting I hate you smile and tries it and laughs she is like looking at him hoping that today will be the day that she can use her eyes to shrink him down to thimble size so she can step on him

do medicine once i saw figs at the dentist i started seeing them everywhere like i live right by a medical center and almost every person near there walking on the street going to like get coffee they're all wearing figs every single one of them it's crazy and they're also have like a ton of colors like more pinks than lisa vanderpump would know what to do with so head to where figs.com and enter figs rx at checkout for 15 off your first purchase that's where figs.com and figs rx at checkout for 15 percent

and so they are coming back to the boat and it's very sad and then we get a shot of my favorite five head it's like these ladies leave and five head is literally miserable he's like no one else to talk to and so um shoshana of course they come back onto the boat and shoshana's like goes up to asia and goes um remember how i asked you if we could all have a drink and still dive she's like i'm gonna get this bitch this bitch fucking but asia asia asia pulls a twist she goes

Hey, this is crazy, but here's my number.

Call me Dutch baby.

Yeah.

On that fucking K. You know what?

I'm sick of that K. I don't want to see that K anymore because it goes away.

This shit disappears.

Stay on an island that doesn't disappear.

No one likes a temp.

Yeah, next week the ocean will swallow you up and disappear and any tender will get beached on you.

So now the girls, yeah, they have fun.

And they've also, by the way, trapped Jason.

Before they went out to the beach, they trapped him into going to dinner tonight.

So he's really not excited about that.

But they're all playing.

They're playing on the beach.

They're playing pong.

It actually looks so fun.

They're playing just lots of games.

Zahra keeps trying to make Luca take his shirt off.

But meanwhile.

He's hot and he's not cheesy.

He's just hot.

And then she sees the way everyone is like fawning over him.

Because he's hot.

And she's like, wait, that could be mine.

I hitched my ride onto Culver.

Why did I do that?

This will be mine.

And so now she's like... And honestly...

So meanwhile, on the boat, Asha is telling Culver to bring out Keith Storm tonight because Keith Storm is one of his... Keith Stone.

I'm sorry.

So one of his characters.

You know what?

I don't even know.

I don't care.

Maybe it is Keith Storm.

Honestly, because anytime a mullet comes out on Bravo, it's bad news for us as viewers.

So he's going to be doing like a magic mic thing.

And he's like, I want to do choreo.

Look out.

The magic seamen are coming at you.

Ha!

I think it is Keith Stone, by the way.

I think it is Keith Stone.

And now tonight is the 80s neon party.

Yeah, so a lot of this part going forward is just kind of like build up to this whole thing.

So we watch the guys like working on the choreo.

There's like a baguette that they're going to play around with.

And a lot of mention of the words magic semen over and over again.

So like they're just like getting ready for it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And she says, okay.

So I thought she was going to say, oh, that was so mean of Zarina to say it.

So it's like, of course Aisha's so nice that she's like, that was shit that I did that.

I was like, wow, so weird to hear it on below deck.

so then there's just like um more uh oh so now now luca and jamie are talking in the crew mess and they're just like talking about things that they're gonna do in new zealand after this charter season and like oh we should go here we should go there so snowboarding first she's like yeah i've always wanted to snowboard and i was like oh my god you guys are gonna get married that's just like fuck already

So they have like burgeoning chemistry going on.

And then Jason then sits at this table, this crammed table.

Could they pull up a chair for him for crying out loud?

So he sits there and the girls are like trying to like, they're like, so Captain Jason, do you have any dietary restrictions too?

And he's like, no, I only eat blue cheese.

It's too stinky.

Yeah, we get the whole, we get the striptease.

We get like a whole show, a song and a dance thing.

It's very fun and funny for them.

And so afterwards, Luca and Jamie start following each other on IG and

And I was like, oh my God, I ship them, pun intended.

And then there's just like more cleaning and Jamie's cleaning.

And Jamie's like, oh, I'm definitely a flirt.

Like I'm going to have to try really hard not to flirt with Luca because like technically I'm Culver's girlfriend.

But if I just put up a picture of a Dutch baby, I'm pretty sure he won't realize that I've gone off and kissed Luca.

So I'm just like, probably I'll just be like flirting like this.

And I just, I feel a little guilty.

It's a lot of juice.

A lot of juice for these people.

So passion fruit juice, no, that sounds disgusting to me.

So, excuse me.

So now the guests are leaving and the girls are saying how they, you know, they appreciate how hard the crew worked.

And then Melissa P is like, um, maybe the one thing aside from all the objectification of the men was the drinking before going diving and like not knowing that we couldn't do that.

Um, that kind of sucked, but we appreciate you guys and everything you guys did so much.

You can now wear this disco helmet.

Jason also says, well, I suppose it's the attention to detail, really.

We've got to keep up on that.

We're very close.

We've got one more charter, and we just need to keep our foot on the gas.

I'm like, Jason, I don't think you're the one who's supposed to say that phrase.

Can we just show that footage again of you driving the boat onto the dock?

So Aisha gives her a face like, oh, you poor thing.

She gives that look and it goes to commercial.

But when it comes back, Aisha goes, oh, of course.

I'm just trying to accurately portray what I saw on television as per my job as a podcast recapper.

Well, that's the whale's fault.

The whale should have... Not had a Bloody Mary before it whaled this morning.

Yeah, it violated Australian law.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I was trying to debate because I was like, it feels like such a nice opportunity for Margo.

And they did talk about that.

It is the last charter, though, so it kind of feels...

I'm like, I'm not sure.

Margot did really... She really fucked up on her one shot.

She kind of doesn't deserve another shot because of that.

I understand it was a complicated situation for her.

Part of me is like, oh, but Jamie, be a mensch.

Let Margot have her shot.

But I also think at the same time, could you imagine...

You're brought on to do a job at a certain level and then you're put down at a base level.

You're put down to be a dishwasher in a kitchen so that way someone could try to work the line.

But then I can also imagine a chef being like, yeah, I love giving opportunities.

So I actually really couldn't figure out where I landed on this one.

I got that vibe too.

I got the vibe that she wanted to say no, but was on camera and didn't want to seem like a bitch and she didn't want to seem crazy.

I think what Aisha really should have done was said, let me think about this.

And then she should have gone to Jamie and said, listen, you are an excellent second stew and you can do this job.

I would like to give Margot a chance to learn.

Like the whole spiel she says later in the episode, she just should have done it earlier to Jamie and let Jamie feel like she was in on this decision.

Because I think that's what Jamie needs.

And then gone back to Margot.

But making this decision...

Yeah, I just think it was just not, I think it was a PR situation and Asha just didn't handle it properly.

So she was like, she basically said yes, but she also didn't have any other options.

I kind of get that feeling too.

Like, I also feel like Jamie, it's only like, I don't know.

Like it's, it's just two times that happened, but yeah, she's a little, there's something a little entitled with Jamie too.

So everyone dresses up for dinner and Culver looks at himself in the mirror and goes, this is some Gucci business right here.

She was like, I guess this will work.

And Joao goes, yes, except it's not Gucci.

So Margot, they're all dressing up and everything and they're toasting to like one charter season left and everything.

And Margot is not going to get wasted tonight because they have charter tomorrow.

I don't know.

And Asia's like,

Oh, and on top of that, you're a knight.

But she was so turned off by it.

She later says she was really turned off by like the, the yes and the no aspect.

squeeze up sorry and so then harry goes well i think that margaret is in the serious role after what she's done all season and culver's like oh god here goes harry sticking his nose and everything says the man who sticks his teeth and everything i know literally get your teeth out of my business and harry's like

And Jamie's like, Harry, you're green.

Like even if it had just been like a car, but like the fact that she checked it, she hated that she, it was too soon.

You have no fucking idea.

You don't know how long I've worked on boats for.

You don't know how long Margot's worked on boats for.

You don't know how long it took me to film The Constant Gardener.

That's right, I'm Rachel Forrest.

You have no idea how the interior runs.

Shut the fuck up.

what i love about she's tricky that one but what i love about the harry thing is that when they're like shut up harry they say in a way as if harry's been doing this like fucking up and messing things up all season long and he actually hasn't been but he just has that energy so like the moment he finally does it they're like oh shut up harry classic you know you haven't watched the next episode yet but they really put him in this role in the next episode like harry's just a little gossip queen they call him a gossip the gossip officer

And I think she's also someone who's about to chase a little bit, you know?

No, but he so seems like it that the moment they finally can do it, they're like, well, we only have one charter left.

Let's just pile it on.

Everybody, thanks for being here.

I thought it meant being sympathetic for someone.

Oh, I guess I should probably look.

Well, if anyone wants to simp for me, I always welcome simping on my behalf.

And I think she also is someone who enjoys, um...

I'm probably simping.

I know.

Anyway, this is the end of the episode.

Thanks, everyone, for listening.

Thanks, everyone, for watching.

It was super fun.

We'll be back next with a Salt Lake City episode.

And then after that, we'll do the next Below Deck episode.

So stick around.

And there's a huge amount of shows later this week.

So catch you on the next one.

Bye.

Bye.

She wants something, like, a little bit more elevated, right?

You're never alone with Lacey Monteleone.

She's the queen bee, it's Sarah Lemke.

We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley.

So, like, she was pissed off.

My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo.

And then the next episode, they go out, and we learn that their tradition is whenever they go out to dinner, that someone on the crew pays for dinner.

And Culver keeps on avoiding paying.

And this time they're like, Culver, it's your turn.

And he's like, what?

What?

Hold on, Chef Kim's on the phone.

So she wound up paying for it.

And then she got so pissed at him on their first night as boyfriend, girlfriend.

No, no.

And then, and then on top of that, when they got back to the boat, I think that he was like trying to hang out with all the, all the other yachties.

budget smugglers that's what he's wearing yeah because she reserved like a sweet she reserved like sweet number five and then he was like up in the hot tub uh because i think that she requires a bit of attention and he does not give it the way like there it's it's so doomed it is so doomed um so that was mortifying for him the other big thing that happened of course is that margot

All season long, she wants to get onto service, and she gets onto service, and it's tough because the guys are hard because they want to drink.

They have that wheel of whatever.

Oh, the guy who had the seizure, they shipped him off to the hospital, and they're like, oh, yeah, this happens to Josh all the time, actually, so don't worry about it.

Like, I mean, really clean, like sort of like when a crew meets a new guest on Below Deck Down Under, you know, and like Captain Jason's there looking all prim and proper, etc.

Oh, seizure cells, seizure shells at the seizure shore.

Am I right, guys?