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Mario

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1069 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

If you were buff?

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

I don't care what you look like. I... You're literally peak beauty in whatever form you take. I don't care. You're beautiful. You're a woman. I'm a man. Let's get this clear, okay? All I do is I'm born, I maintain homeostasis, I get some hair in some places, and then I wither away and die.

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

I don't care what you look like. I... You're literally peak beauty in whatever form you take. I don't care. You're beautiful. You're a woman. I'm a man. Let's get this clear, okay? All I do is I'm born, I maintain homeostasis, I get some hair in some places, and then I wither away and die.

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

I don't care what you look like. I... You're literally peak beauty in whatever form you take. I don't care. You're beautiful. You're a woman. I'm a man. Let's get this clear, okay? All I do is I'm born, I maintain homeostasis, I get some hair in some places, and then I wither away and die.

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

yes over christmas i'm just saying though yes we can definitely yes oh yeah that freaked you out i just never seen some things you're just not used to some things you just you'd never seen a girl take out a tampon before had you i don't think so no yeah he he was brushing his teeth next to me which also you gag every single time you brush your teeth i have a horrible gag reflex in stomach like i'm not every single time you brush your teeth yeah

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

yes over christmas i'm just saying though yes we can definitely yes oh yeah that freaked you out i just never seen some things you're just not used to some things you just you'd never seen a girl take out a tampon before had you i don't think so no yeah he he was brushing his teeth next to me which also you gag every single time you brush your teeth i have a horrible gag reflex in stomach like i'm not every single time you brush your teeth yeah

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

yes over christmas i'm just saying though yes we can definitely yes oh yeah that freaked you out i just never seen some things you're just not used to some things you just you'd never seen a girl take out a tampon before had you i don't think so no yeah he he was brushing his teeth next to me which also you gag every single time you brush your teeth i have a horrible gag reflex in stomach like i'm not every single time you brush your teeth yeah

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

That's what I was literally saying is like all the physical changes that you have to endure throughout your life. Okay.

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

That's what I was literally saying is like all the physical changes that you have to endure throughout your life. Okay.

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

That's what I was literally saying is like all the physical changes that you have to endure throughout your life. Okay.

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

Not even including pregnancy compared to a man. Like I have to be a gigantic piece of shit to literally you take on any form and me have a problem with that.

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

Not even including pregnancy compared to a man. Like I have to be a gigantic piece of shit to literally you take on any form and me have a problem with that.

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

Not even including pregnancy compared to a man. Like I have to be a gigantic piece of shit to literally you take on any form and me have a problem with that.

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

Well, no, no, that's not true.

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

Well, no, no, that's not true.

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

Well, no, no, that's not true.

Pretty Funny
#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

The best way I can describe it is I am losing weight right now, and I'm dieting, and I'm exercising, and I'm doing the whole damn thing, and it sucks. It sucks. It sucks. I got no tips and tricks for you. I don't even want to be doing it. I'm doing it, and I'm doing it natural, which makes it suck even more. I mean, this used to be me right here. There you go.