Marjolein Robertson

No, that won't happen.

I'll be faster.

I'll be faster because I want to give you my honest answers and not some fun fictional account like I have an exciting day yesterday.

I was listening to an episode earlier on today and I didn't get to that bit.

And that probably saved my friendship until you brought this up.

No, I lose everything.

I would never make myself the second person of a set of my keys.

Where was I the other day?

Sorry, that's true.

Oh my God.

Basically, I was on an outside seat outside a pub and I got up and walked away and Sarah Roberts found my car key and my flat key beneath the chair where I'd been sitting at that pub in Brighton or Bristol.

One of the two.

I don't even know where I was, but she just found my keys as I walked down the road and came after me with my life.

Oh, yeah.

No, I don't think Alison remembers to lock a door.

And I think Alison would be really pleased at whoever enters her life.

If a squirrel or a human came in, she'd make them a cup of tea and have a lovely time.

Yeah, I forget that I'm in London now.

Because in Shetland, it's so common not to lock your doors.

And for legal reasons on podcasts nowadays, I say I do it.