Marjolein Robertson

Good.

I would be the worst witness in court because I can never remember anything anyone says.

Well, I think what is a clever but evil thing to do is to, when you lie, sometimes lie on purpose and make it really obvious so people think they know your tales.

Have you ever tried to make a pyramid of Ferrero Rocher?

Physically impossible without glue.

So maybe the reason they're a pyramid is because it's just one giant bomb of Ferrero Rocher glued on the outside of it.

I can send you a photo of me having built one.

I was talking to Jack about it.

I wish we could say this was our conversation yesterday.

Because Jack and I were talking about, oh remember when you go to nightclubs and you get like someone and she'd be like selling like lollipops and spray perfume on you.

very different advice in the two different toilets in the girls toilets our advice was you're beautiful you don't need a man you're on a night out with your friends go and dance and have fun and Jack was like no in the guys toilets he was giving us tips on how to pick up girls

You're amazing.

What contradictory stories and life lessons.

What do we want in the club tonight?

Do we want love or do we want independence?

Independence.

Drunk on a dance floor and you can trip over.

I wish I could remember because we normally have fun conversations about things.

We probably talk about what we're going to do in the day.

Well, he's heading back to Devon for work.