Marjolein Robertson

Isn't that lovely?

And then my pal and I have this conversation for ages about the film, about her job, about her bairns, lovely catch up.

And then she just stops the conversation and she's like, Marilyn, I have to warn you because I know you did this thing to another pal recently when you messaged him all day and never remembered.

She's like, but it's my birthday today.

Because two weeks ago, I messaged our other best pal about just nonsense I'd seen on Instagram.

We talked for an afternoon in messages.

And then a week later, when we were speaking on the phone, she was like, did you know that was my birthday?

Well, no, but these are all my friends I've had since I was five.

I think it's because it's a running joke that in our friends group, there's two of us who forget every birthday.

There's six of us and four remember every birthday and two of us forget.

And they've gone to the point where we used to sit in the group chat and now they don't sit in the group chat because they don't want to sit in the group chat to see if me and my other pal will remember.

So yeah, so I had the whole thing on the way to the cinema where I realized that I'd randomly messaged a friend and she was like, maybe you randomly messaged me subconsciously because you knew it was my birthday.

And I was like, don't give me that credit.

Don't give me that credit.

That was the most controversial thing.

No, she just thought it was really funny because she knew that two weeks before I did the exact same thing when I messaged our pal all day and never wanted a happy birthday.

And that's a pal who I was living with in Edinburgh until recently.

Like I should know it's her birthday.

Timothy Chalamet's in it.

So David, do you hate spoilers and you're still planning to watch that?