Marjolein Robertson

And then all of a sudden we pull over and the bus man says, we all have to get off the bus.

There's a smashed window.

I almost missed the bus.

I almost missed the bus because there was a Palestine demonstration where they're just taking signatures.

So I ran across the street, signed that, ran back across the street.

But I signed it so fast, I had to look back and be like, I really hope that was pro-Palestine.

And then the old Palestinian flag.

So I'm like, okay, good.

You know when you're just like, that's a good cause.

And then you're like, oh, I do need to get home, but I'll go sign it.

And then you're like, I wonder what I signed.

Oh my God, I once did a charity gig and it was for like women, women's rights and against violence and about the women's body and everything.

And it's just about women.

I'm not really sure, but basically all our comedy had to be like pro, like it couldn't be anything anti-women.

That's fine.

But the host...

had a whole routine about how tiny it was.

She was just in a routine about like how small the clitoris is and how men can't find it.

And the charity organizers were like, it's actually eight centimeters long.

It's actually far longer than that.