Mark Gagnon

And this horse is hollow on the inside, and they hide their best warriors inside the horse.

The rest of the Greek army sails away, appearing to abandon the siege.

The war is done, and there's a horse.

Now, the Trojans, believing that the war is over, drag the horse inside basically as like a trophy.

But...

There are warnings.

The Trojan priest Laocoan famously said, I fear Greeks even bearing gifts.

This is the origin of the popular phrase, beware of Greeks bringing gifts.

Christos, you gave me this most immaculate honey like not a year ago.

Do you remember that?

Oh, oral?

Through the honey?

Genital.

No, how do you know what I did with the honey, dude?

That's crazy.

Now, once again, the prophetess Cassandra, cursed by Apollo, and this is the curse, to see the future but never to be believed, screamed that the horse meant death, and of course, due to the prophecy, no one believed.

Now, that is one of the most all-time evil curses ever.

If I'm Cassandra, though, I would just say the opposite of what you want to happen.

If Cassandra's like, bring that horse in here.

I'm sure it's full of gold.