Mark Kermode

Well, rather than doing that, because it was, I think, maritally expedient, he went to collage club.

First round of collage club.

First round of collage club.

No one talks about college.

I think, honestly, I think that is really genuinely commendable.

Do you remember the episode of whatever happened to the Likely Lads when they were trying to avoid hearing the result of a football match?

Remember that?

It was an England match, yeah.

It was an England match.

And at one point, one of them had seen the beginnings of a headline, which was England...

And then they couldn't figure out what it was.

And he was in the middle of having a haircut and somebody started talking about it.

So he rushed out and this went on and on and on and on.

And then they finally get to sit down in front of the match.

And it's actually ballroom dancing because the headline was England reigned off.

Well, something I... I mean, Cannes itself.

I mean, so I arrived.

I mean, briefly.

Yeah, very briefly.

I arrived Wednesday night because the premiere of the director's cut of The Devils was on Thursday and I was introducing it.