Mark Kerr

This is the dollar amount, blah, blah, blah.

And they would literally take it out, count it, you would sign on it, and then they would just hand you the cash.

First time they ever did that, I'm like, it's $150,000 in cash.

And I'm like, fuck.

I'm like, I'll be right back.

I go to the bedroom that's in the hotel room, and I grab the fucking...

case to the pillow and i go over and i fucking just scrape the fucking money put it in the pillowcase and i go okay thank you it's just i don't know what to fucking do that you know i'm like down i'm like down in the elevator like fucking holding the money like i don't know what to fucking do i didn't know what to fucking do big giant guy with 150 grand that's not what

No, no, it does not round.

It's it's like what did they expect you to do with it?

Any advice?

No, no, no, that was not that was it was your responsibility So literally I'm like, oh fuck man, I get on it and like in my head I'm playing all these movies right like on this movie got caught at the border You know, I'm like fuck, you know, I know that's gonna be this one, you know, it's like so I end up fucking just going Oh

Cowboy boots, tube socks.

Like fucking 40 grand in one boot, 40 grand in the other.

Put it in a fucking, and like walk and like, you got anything to declare?

No.

And just like walk through it.

But realizing that eventually when I claim the money,

um they hand a claim form they go okay you're claiming 140,000 okay thank you have a good day oh you just have to claim it you have to claim it because they want to send it they want to send that receipt to the irs oh oh so when you go through customs i thought it was just a function of not being able to take that much cash so no no when you declare it when you declare it there's that situation too right but when everybody's gonna go where's you're

No, no.

You couldn't say, look, this is me, man.