Marshall Harris
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Play the Seinfeld riff.
I do like cut water, though.
I've had it and I enjoyed it.
Okay, so here's what we're looking at here by a comparison of alcohol content with the cut water.
Spike can drinks are typically 12 fluid ounces.
You can pick up Tall Boys of Beer, which are 16.
Here are examples of boozy drinks and their corresponding alcoholic beverage value.
So that's a percent.
Mike's Hard Lemon has an ABV of 5%.
Truly has an ABV of 5%.
White Claw is 5%.
Cut Water's 12.5%.
The fact that, number one, alcoholic beverage in the child's lunchbox, bad.
Cut water, yo.
Maybe something happened the night before where you had a cut water.
I mean, a little bit of a problem, yes.
Oh, yeah, no, that would be bad.
Just go with Brie.