Martin Phillips
👤 Speaker
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KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
I drank way too much, Tony.
KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
If I knew Sam was here, we'd be talking about ancient tax and occult shit.
KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
I blew better than her fake tits, so let's keep it moving.
KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
Man, I gotta tell you, I've been trying to get myself out more often.
KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
And I met a girl who told me, oh my God, it's so nice to finally meet a sweet Filipino guy.
KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
But I ain't telling her that.
KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
I was like, yeah, I love bamboo.
KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
And Manny Pacquiao, he's my cousin, father.
KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
So I suck at dating, especially because I have social anxiety.
KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
Yeah, you know, people often ask me, aren't you afraid of getting drugged?
KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
But all the way in the back, there were these two old people just going at it.
KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
It was like seeing Betty White getting pile dragged by Joe Biden.
KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI
You're welcome for that image, by the way.